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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the glowtail? Funny glowtail jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 58 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-13T02:57:12+00:00

It’s an adorable, colorful geico with a glowing tail! What’s better than a glowing tail? It can sit on your shoulder!

score 17 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-27T17:12:20+00:00

Rango come home please its safe now!!!!

score 47 · Answer 3 · 2018-06-09T23:08:05+00:00

They Are Useful For Fighting Strong Creatures In Aberation, Like The Reaper! One GlowTail A Day Keeps Doctor Reaper Away!

score 15 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-03T03:04:21+00:00

TREEKO FEARS NO POKEMON TREEKO FEARS NO POKEMON

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-12-21T23:47:12+00:00

with glow tail insurance you can save 15% on reapers

score 20 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-06T02:51:57+00:00

A flower a day keeps the nameless away up this so other people can see it

score 45 · Answer 7 · 2018-02-12T19:13:02+00:00

Thought he was a glider, now I can't find my boy

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-27T23:53:38+00:00

Glowing tail

brightest you’ve seen

big puffy eyes

you can’t kill me

i am to cute

i might seem to small

to be a good pet

but if you look at me closely

i am the cutest thing you’ll see

you tame me so fast, now i am your pet

an allo kills you i run far away

you search far and wide, i am no where in sight

but only if you knew

i was just on your bed

score 23 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-04T21:21:53+00:00

I. Love. Christmas. Glowtails. I have a loaner male, he has orange lights though. I managed to get a female with white lights and I was so happy! I also have a Rasta Featherlight named Mexican Glowing Bean.

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-31T11:02:56+00:00

To the person trying to find Wilson (they're lost glow tail) I have found him he was found in the blue zone hidden behind the blue gems towards the outskirts of the biome I my team informed him that it was safe to leave. Up if u need a pet saving (on multi player).

score 15 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-01T04:40:30+00:00

Love the cuteness of glowy boiis

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-12T15:02:11+00:00

Ima name it after my leopard gecko Leo

score 15 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-27T14:23:53+00:00

20 glowtails equal king titans death because he didn’t switch to geico and they went rage mode on him

score 12 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-26T02:08:34+00:00

Do you waste to much element well then just come to me I can give you 15% your next use come to gico

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-01T14:56:12+00:00

Ik shine horns are the most famous, but these make me die with aww when I see them and the big eyes, and the tiny mount and aaaaaaaaaaaa

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2022-03-30T07:09:28+00:00

The crazy shine horn vs the chad glowtail. \/ for shinehorn, /\ for glowtail.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-12T23:56:06+00:00

This is my friend’s gecko. WORDS. I LOVE WOOOOOOOOOOORDS

score 21 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-19T03:22:54+00:00

If a teammate kills a glowtail operation bola your teammate in front of a queen reaper is a go

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-13T01:52:28+00:00

If you like lizards and stuff that goes on your back this guy is you’re guy and could someone pls tell me if these guys fly beacase they have wings and I have never seen them fly so can somebody pls tell me .

score 11 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-10T09:59:28+00:00

Kawaiiiiiiiii!!!

(Cute in Japanese)