"Monkey kill me dildo need new big strong dildo" wtf man r u gay

I remember the time when I killed one of these things. I had gigantopithecus meat for dinner, wich tasted good.

The Forest Chapter 3

Indy:The plan is we explore this place, shoot, and knock out bigfoot. After that we will b-

Just then the RV was attacked and nearly flipped over

Icy:GRAB A GUN AND START FIRING.

They shot round after round but it wasn’t doing much until…

Mark:STAND BACK

Mark shot a flare scaring off bigfoot

Drae: alright let’s set up a fire, set cameras and traps and get ready for the next attack.

They got a fire going and set up bear traps.

Indy:Alright there is a trap right there so don’t-

Icy:SON OF A-

Indy:What did I just say!

Their argument was cut short when a giant beast came roaring out of the bushes armed with a signpost and stabbed it through the windshield, puncturing the steering wheel.

RV:HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Mark:FIRE

Rounds and rounds of ammo were being shot at Bigfoot and then it took a turn for the worse…

I’m not sorry for not posting since I was on break, I’m hoping to work on this story more because my others are now a mess to write. Granted I can’t write as much since I have school but I will hopefully be more active now since I’m not off break when this is being read.

Bye, have a great day everyone! -Harpocrates

This is the story of all times from ark

People: me tribe member and the pro hunter and not but at least the giga boss

Cast members the pro editor

This is the story of all times ARK

To everybody that make up their emaganation for fake reasons or over there sayings over a 💯 likes to read this fantastic book

Enay who lets go on to the book

Me it is a nice and sunny day. And the birds are tweeting and it is nice out today. Pro hunter, hey look on TV!!!!! OK OK I say. Tribe member, what is going on you two. Pro hunter ? Me ? Tribe member 😱

You messed up the kitchen floor and the tiles are dirty. 👍 yep we did😎😎😎😎😎 Tribe member I fell 😩 I will go to my room and pretend that none of this nonsense ever happened. Ok 😴 head I say. You are grounded for a year

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoO. I say 🙌 yes sir!!!!!! Tribe member said. What is Rong wit you. Yea Zach.This is baloney I say I will 🛑 here see next time on This is The story of all times ark part 2

I tamed a gorilla and i named him bunker . I was playing pvp, when any one try to kill me he come near it and murder it . But one day he was collecting fibers and i was sitting on a chair, few minutes later a gang of humans came near him and spawned a rex with cryopod and started attacking him. I tried alot to save him but i cant. Now i am hacking on ark to give a life to my bunker. Please pray everyone that the hack will completed successfully in few days. Please guys reply me.😢😢😢😢😯😯

I killed Sheila yesterday after my iron ingots got stolen and my ascendant fabricated pistol sniper and shotgun