What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
U shove a berry up its ass. Thats it. Oh dont feed him bananas they think they are overated
How the fu*k is this thing NON VIOLENT pls fix
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imma name one king kong because yeah
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Mine keeps walking backwards. Is that supposed to happen? Up if yes down if no.
How you tame it is shovelling berries up its butt it looks even more so if you crouch
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I tamed one and named it harambe and I’m going to build an exhibit fall in and tell my cousin to shoot it in the head 👍
Ok it is not nice to say shove berries up its but actually it is!😂 HA HA!
I've see alot of these in Africa
These guys are smaller than you think
I thought these things would be size of my baryonyx but no compared to a terror bird they're tiny
If you are a girl then dont tame a male one because it can f**k your ass anytime.
Nah this is sooo big that I bet jupiter is jealous
I like shot gigaqntopithecus is ass
Mesopothicus (tiny monkey) hated how it was always scared then eveloved into mega mesopothucis (big monkey)
Me and my monkey
Monkey doesn't wear any pants monkey does the bestest of dances monkey doesn't wear any pants
WHY YEllO MY GOD SAID TO EET VEGA TABLES BUT I DONT HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEAhehehhehe I LOVE MEJO HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEH I DISOBEY MY CREATOR HEHEHEHEHEH