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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-07T04:17:22+00:00

Put a clown mask on dis dude and you’ve created Pennywise.

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2019-08-05T19:48:15+00:00

If you give one of these bois a clown mask, you have created pennywise. Come inside...

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2019-07-26T01:27:54+00:00

One of your friend's names (As a replacement of said friend)

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2023-07-13T22:48:42+00:00

Put um up Bigfoot just put um up cause I will kick your………you were killed by level 1 gigantopithicus.

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-14T22:21:52+00:00

Hehe Unus Annus knows whats up

I need more words

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-11-19T02:18:12+00:00

We’re no strangers to love…

You know the rules, and so do I

IIIIII Just wanna tell you how I’m feelin’

Wanna make you…

Understand!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Never gonna let you down!

Never gonna run around

And hurt you!

Never gonna make you cry!

Never gonna say goodbye!

Never gonna tell a lie…

And hurt you!

~ CPG

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-19T10:19:06+00:00

Guys I bring this guy everywhere rators? YEEET!!! Carno? Death blood and thanos! Rex...... crunch smash..... splat level 150 Rex was smashed and a free ramshackle crossbow this is most insane Dino ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-21T08:49:33+00:00

Your seriously kidding me every forest I go to these are everywhere and over and over and over and over again and over again and over again and over again geez WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU FRICKIN APES WHYYYYYYY CAN'T YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-17T19:15:24+00:00

MONKE

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-03T22:05:39+00:00

Godzilla:walks into the room

Huge monkey: sup fool my name king Kong and I going to die

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-09T22:17:37+00:00

I'm gonna kill Sheila and wear her skin

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-11T20:42:36+00:00

what do 2016 and 2020 have in common?

Death of gorilla causes worldwide outcry

(Harambe and George Floyd)

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-05T09:55:11+00:00

So basically im monky

Bepis or coke?

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2024-04-13T02:32:45+00:00

Jokeing I’m not even thirty lol

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-10T11:35:34+00:00

BRO WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS THING I WAS LITERALLY TERRIFIED 😃🤙

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-04T15:54:13+00:00

Its a gorilla… but bigger

Ok i need more words sooo… hayy hows your day

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-30T14:15:41+00:00

Ikwkwr 👈🏿🤙🏿🙏🙏🙏🏿💋👄👣💄👀👁🖕🏿🦾👌🏻🦾👌🏻🦾🦾🦾hehshsjhzhehxvegeudueifugghfhcyhdhfududuurururururhrhdhfhdgdhrgrhfsstm C Szfahksit

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-06T12:17:42+00:00

This stupid monke almost killed my argie

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2019-11-11T07:56:25+00:00

Looks like someone needs to shave...