MONKE

KILL Me

PASSIVE TAMING MY ***

this is the story

*decides to tame*

*Bigfoot* shove the berries up my anus

*me* k

*Bigfoot* OH U GOT TO CLOSE TIME TO VIOLATE*

The YEETi is coming up with a boo and I am not lose the money to be on my phone and I'm watching a public show you know how it goes to the money thanks I love it so easy for you know how to get ranch and the sleepover with the money to get ranch at night or so I will let u go with the YEETI

Monke ride wife. Life good. Wife fight back! Kill wife. Sometimes think about wife. Sad

Why are there baby’s so freedom small

I was on my gigantopithecus and a Rex appeared so I made my giganto chuck me off a cliff (I had parachutes on me)

I once went to west zone 1 for silica pearls and some dude emerges out of the water with this thing and chases me around, we get to redwoods and the dude crosses all of redwoods with me and then kills me

Not me knocking one out but then immediately remembered it was a passive tame

These guys are good at moonwalk

Don't sneak on a wild female's ass or front when a wild Male is nearby ,if you do,the Male will come to you and do a HEAVY HULK SLAM

What is the deal about Sheila?

If you tame this just think, it is the child of the big monkey so you must praise it and obey it for if you do not, the big monkeh will throw a giant boulder at you

When I was taming these, I was so close to actually taming it but terror birds pissed it off, I knew that the Gigantopithecus was low health so I had to save it but after the battle, it got pissed at me for saving it’s life (I might have accidentally during the battle), my brother had to save my and also dropped of the soothing balm (it was high level), we got it all tamed up

One itsy bitsy word to say, oof

SOoo

ever heard rumours of the sasquatch? Well those that make they're home in the great forest have... There's some that say they've even seen the beast! They say it be a huge man like creature twelve feet tall and covered in shaggy fur, with a bad temper and a strong fist. so be careful survivors, or you might just run into such an animal; who knows? Maybe you'll even tame it?

Look at this monkeyyy ogaboogaoogabooga

I had a gigantopithicus named wood booger and hed just randomly walk into rocks

It’s peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time bey ya bey ya bey ya bey ya a bay vaya vaya vaya

Wait go back I want to be monke -Harpocrates

Hmm yes a Monke...................Monke.