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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-13T22:56:57+00:00

Bruh these guys be modellllllllling

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2019-05-15T22:16:12+00:00

"You might think it’s ridiculous

That me, a Gigantopithecus,

would ever dream

I’d like to team

with the likes of you"

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-08-21T11:59:17+00:00

Why does guy only has one leg?!

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-31T20:32:33+00:00

The picture only has one arm and only one foot

Neeeeed moooore wooooords

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-09-06T10:37:29+00:00

Paint it green and you got Shrek!

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-26T20:53:30+00:00

The monkey. It swing. In the wind

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2019-03-10T07:23:27+00:00

When you have a baby’s gigapithis it so tiny and cute!!!<:

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-30T17:13:04+00:00

Look at this monkey obganaogmado AAAAAAAAAHHH

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-21T19:43:31+00:00

So I can bola a forty foot parasaur, but not a tiny hairy boi?

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-24T21:34:37+00:00

I was taming one beside the redwoods on a server and the tame limit came on.It got hostile and I ran away,But a spino was beside it and it was never see again

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-13T16:58:19+00:00

I was on the lost island once thought it was 1 of these it was weird

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-11-18T17:16:39+00:00

And this used to be a small dodrex

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-09T14:15:44+00:00

If you look closely at the pic it look like he’s holding onto a little nub of where his other leg used to be…

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-27T03:32:44+00:00

Hi guys! Beanzles here, and thank you so much for supporting me. I have created some stories as well as tips, including the one that says how these homo organisms went extinct. I made stories that were only one part. I made the dodo song, life of a theri, life of a carb, and making much more. Currently, me and Lava are having a fight on our opinions, so please give me more support so we can win the fight. Thank you everyone so much, and goodbye.

-Beanzles!-

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-29T21:27:19+00:00

Paint the top half green

And make the lower half purple and name it hulk

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-20T06:07:39+00:00

Put the bunny ears on it give it a torch and you got a mom's monkey lol

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-09T18:38:36+00:00

One Deez guys can yeet a rex off redwood mountain

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-20T01:47:18+00:00

Paint it green, name it Shrek, and make it live in the swamp for best results

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2019-04-21T04:57:16+00:00

You don't need gille don't jump near it or walk normal do the mid walk and trap it and then u got 1 just don't it it. If u anger it take your argentavis and Carrie him for a bit then take him back to trap this worked for many many times btw it resets tame process tho.

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-02-17T20:28:55+00:00

Once opon a time I was carrying one of these guys on my arge and I got jumped by a huge hot pink thyla and a pack of terrors I easily killed them all but... the giganto was gone