Giganotosaurus

Ark god: let’s make a new dinosaur. Name for it?

Dino maker: giganotosaurus.

Ark god: health?

Dino maker: 80000.

Ark god: stamina?

Dino maker: 400.

Ark god: oxygen?

Dino maker: 150.

Ark god: food?

Dino maker: 4000.

Ark god: weight?

Dino maker: 700.

Ark god: melee?

Dino maker: 100%.

Ark god: movement?

Dino maker: 100%.

Ark god: torpor?

Dino maker: 10000.

Ark god: dang this thing is gonna kill everything, let’s watch. Help me make popcorn. This is gonna be good!

-SpecialRaptor

When noobs are REALLY REALLY DUMB. Ah that took me so long to get that gwiant twurtle. Gigantosaurus arrives”. Hi fweind

When you walk in on your Gigantosaurus ragging on you raptors and eggs: Pro: NO DROP THAT EGG RIGHT NOW. Your lvl 564 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your lvl 478 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your lvl 532 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your lvl 447 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your raptors eggs were killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Pro: NOOOOOOOOOoOo. Pro was eaten by raging Gigantosaurus

Pro: that’s a triceratops he’s a herbivore. Noob: nahhhh boringgggggggggggggggggggg. Pro: this is a stegosaurus do you like it????????? Noob: nah something else but the spikes on it is coooool. King hydra: gigantosaurus wanna take care of them? Gigantosaurus: sure. Pro: this is a gigant- RUN. Noob: Hi fweind. Dumb Ways To Die

Goblins: Yes we got the money!…. Wait we have a problem. Magmasaur chases and erupts lava and breathes fire. Gigantosaurus : weak little guy he’s as slow as a giant turtle. Magmasaur : do I take that as a compliment if yes…. YOU WILL SUFFER MY WRATH

That’sa big dino for all I know!

Real men tame this with his own giga mom

Real men use a bola and mejoberries

A guide to taming creatures

Dodo: its tiny

Raptor: leave me alone

Giga: ITS GOING TO FRICK YOU INTO THE MOON

This mother*ucker killed me once…… I never went back to that place😎

You knocking out 3 gigas u pick up a overaptor egg it comes after u and ur gigas wake up it attacks u it gets one shot 😂🤣😭

If you are reading this I assume u are already ded

Lizards in Ohio be like

YoU shOulD iNcuLDe mOAr wOrdS

Giga- Hello

Me- EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

Giga- :/

Once I was roaming around in the island’s arctic saw a giga got my pt killed and now I am typing this in a stomach (hardcore level 95 bruh AM SAD I hate wild gigas)

People say they suck but evidently they’ve never had a bred, fully imprinted Giga, mine has 30,000 health and does 3,200 damage per bite, it took down a wild one. if that’s sucking than I want to suck.

They say really men tame these with their fists.......

Good thing im a women 😜

SACRIFICE THE TRIBEMATE THE BOLA WILL HELP

This was my giga when I was trapping it:

“Come on happy mrs giga, let me escort you to your trap for today.”

*giga yeets herself off cliff*

“Oh you IDIOT!”

10 minutes later

Giga:”HAHA, I get to kill you no… oh, I’m in a bear trap. Ok NOW I can.. Not again 😩. NOW I CAN KILL.. oh my GOD STUPID BEAR TRAPS!!!!!! Ok NOW can I FINALLY KILL YO wait why is there a gate in the way? Oh I feel sleepy 😴 (falls asleep)”

15 minutes later

Giga: “Hi I’m your friend now!”

Me: “YEEEES GET IIIIIN!!!!”

Up if you like it!

Fricken Giga Chad