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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If my bud was getting cased I just grap a titan but it was lvl100000000 so I lost my titan 😔 but since it was down to 1222 I also had guns and it said I killed a giga lvl 100000000 I loled to much I fell back cuz its omost impossible to beat a giga without a dino and 1 on 1 but I olso broke my neck cuz I broke my floor cuz i was on a 2 story house and my chair was heavy so this happened In the year 2015 I still remember
Man,can everyone stop with this "Bola a tribemate and run thing". 1. You are still going to die 2. When your tribemate respawns they will be pissed and may even leave the tribe just to get revenge 3. It's annoying and I know it gets a bunch of ups but most of us just do not CARE,So please stop.
-Thylcolo Huntress
I just found and tamed a 150 rex it says this huge carnivor can kill any thing 10 seconds later
Level 135 giga has killed your 227 rex
Level 135 giga has killed your 240 fire wyvern
Level 135 giga has killed your 290 r snow owl
Level 135 giga has killed your 170 fire wyvern
Level 135 giga has killed your 290 magmasaur
Level 135 giga has killed your 280 maewing
Level 135 giga has killed your 198 r snow owl
Level 135 giga has killed your 230 sinomacrops
BRUH
Ark literally tells you how to handle a giganotosaurus “remember you don’t have to run faster than the Dino’s just faster than your friends” 😂 (ps I hate how dinos autocorrects to Dino’s I’ve never even heard of someone with that name it’s sooooo rare come on! people say dinos all the time stop autocorrecting it to Dino’s!)
Giganotosaurus
Ark god: let’s make a new dinosaur. Name for it?
Dino maker: giganotosaurus.
Ark god: health?
Dino maker: 80000.
Ark god: stamina?
Dino maker: 400.
Ark god: oxygen?
Dino maker: 150.
Ark god: food?
Dino maker: 4000.
Ark god: weight?
Dino maker: 700.
Ark god: melee?
Dino maker: 100%.
Ark god: movement?
Dino maker: 100%.
Ark god: torpor?
Dino maker: 10000.
Ark god: dang this thing is gonna kill everything, let’s watch. Help me make popcorn. This is gonna be good!
-SpecialRaptor
When you walk in on your Gigantosaurus ragging on you raptors and eggs: Pro: NO DROP THAT EGG RIGHT NOW. Your lvl 564 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your lvl 478 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your lvl 532 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your lvl 447 raptor was killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Your raptors eggs were killed by your raging Gigantosaurus. Pro: NOOOOOOOOOoOo. Pro was eaten by raging Gigantosaurus
Pro: that’s a triceratops he’s a herbivore. Noob: nahhhh boringgggggggggggggggggggg. Pro: this is a stegosaurus do you like it????????? Noob: nah something else but the spikes on it is coooool. King hydra: gigantosaurus wanna take care of them? Gigantosaurus: sure. Pro: this is a gigant- RUN. Noob: Hi fweind. Dumb Ways To Die