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Giganotosaurus

Ark god: let’s make a new dinosaur. Name for it?

Dino maker: giganotosaurus.

Ark god: health?

Dino maker: 80000.

Ark god: stamina?

Dino maker: 400.

Ark god: oxygen?

Dino maker: 150.

Ark god: food?

Dino maker: 4000.

Ark god: weight?

Dino maker: 700.

Ark god: melee?

Dino maker: 100%.

Ark god: movement?

Dino maker: 100%.

Ark god: torpor?

Dino maker: 10000.

Ark god: dang this thing is gonna kill everything, let’s watch. Help me make popcorn. This is gonna be good!

-SpecialRaptor

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