
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I see a giga, I see this next
Level 150 Giga killed level 237 Megatherium
Level 150 Giga killed level 239 Ice wyvern
Level 150 Giga killed level 253 Rex
Level 150 Giga killed level 62 Bulbdog
Level 150 Giga killed self confidence
Level 150 Giga killed Sanity
Level 150 Giga mad you rage quit and uninstall Ark: Survival Ascended.
Level 150 Giga has made you regret living
I tamed 2 of these bad boys fem and male bred them a few times got a nice melee mutation on one and an hp mutation then bred them got all the stats plus a stam mutation (didn't really do much with the stam) but I got all of this it was a red and yellow powerhouse went to the swamp ate a flower wiped the whole swamp then walked across a shallow river. Giga on full health game crashed i reloged giga was gone looked in the tribe log saw my stupidity strong lvl 280 giga with 30k hp and 700% melee was killed by a level 20 mega piranha.
I was crashed for 15 seconds on official btw.
Fantastic thank you ark.
Me “Rex is easy to kill bro”
Friend “Oh wait I see a purple one on that mountain”
Me “U wanna kill it?”
Friend “Mk”
*flys up there*
Me “Btw turn around”
*friend gets bola*
Me “byeee”
*Friend got eaten*
(2 seconds later)
Me “wait how did the Rex get from on that mountain to beside my base-“
Me “oh shoot”
(all tames die)
Me “when did the make Rexes so buff?”
-Written by a idiot