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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 13 · Answer 1 · 2024-03-26T03:07:39+00:00

I was on my rex killing mammoths and I look around and I hear a BOOM BOOM and a dead allo flys past me I look to my left the beast of ark killing a brontosaurus and then looks at me… I think you can guess what happened to my rex

score 33 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-06T19:36:51+00:00

Only one thing more powerful then a giga, 7 compys.

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2024-07-17T19:57:23+00:00

Just ask it English or spanish, definitely works

score 23 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-17T15:07:26+00:00

You put 2 apex predators in on valley, soon there’s only going to be 1.

Jurassic world dominion

score 35 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-27T22:25:41+00:00

*sees giga*

“Dang”

score 21 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-29T18:45:18+00:00

how to tame a giga

1 make your trap

2 giga breaks out of the trap

3 giga starts running towards you

4 beg for Mersey

5 run

6 die

score 22 · Answer 7 · 2022-08-12T18:51:58+00:00

Giganotosaurus? More like giga chad

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2026-02-28T13:20:26+00:00

My tribemate grabbed me with a argy and dropped me to be killed by this thing. What a betrayal

score 20 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-29T10:13:05+00:00

See a wild Giga? Bring it to your level 100,000 dodo army and you soon see ( Your dodo Level -100,000 (Dodo) killed a wild Giganotosaurus

Up if you liked it

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2024-10-13T13:56:09+00:00

Me “Rex is easy to kill bro”

Friend “Oh wait I see a purple one on that mountain”

Me “U wanna kill it?”

Friend “Mk”

*flys up there*

Me “Btw turn around”

*friend gets bola*

Me “byeee”

*Friend got eaten*

(2 seconds later)

Me “wait how did the Rex get from on that mountain to beside my base-“

Me “oh shoot”

(all tames die)

Me “when did the make Rexes so buff?”

-Written by a idiot

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2025-11-01T23:46:23+00:00

If your running from a giga with a tribe , get out a bola …… not for the giga ……!

score 26 · Answer 12 · 2021-09-30T00:21:28+00:00

So I found one. Where is my base now. Help

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2025-01-26T13:42:51+00:00

Why did the giga cross the road? To get prime meat

- Human out

score 23 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-27T19:37:19+00:00

Real men passive tame this with cooked fish.

score 35 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-13T22:20:45+00:00

Was out taming a pteranodon and I see this rex giga. Me being an absolute idiot thought it was a rex and went in to tame it. I am never going out taming animals drunk

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2025-12-24T18:41:53+00:00

I missed 1 arrow and it killed me. We now have a lighting Wyvern level 250, a trapped Giga, my dead body, and a raging gamer. All I can say is I got a tribute.

score 34 · Answer 17 · 2019-12-24T05:41:54+00:00

I knocked one out with my bare fists at lvl 1 cuz it was stuck in a rock then proceeded to tame it with dodo meat and kept it asleep with narcoberries. I'm a real man

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2025-10-13T02:57:13+00:00

A giga a day keeps the... well everything away.

score 31 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-21T04:48:22+00:00

Im glad it doesn’t break metal cause my base is metal and there is a lvl 140 giga outside

score 9 · Answer 20 · 2024-08-12T09:31:33+00:00

Bro thinks he s the main character

He is…