
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me riding my 500 argy. Giga under us: yummy. My argy: passes out at the sight of those teeth. Me well f*ck. Giga munches into my argy like it was nothing. Me on the floor next to him praying he will see the turtle next to him so he will turn and get him. Giga: faces me. Me: logs off at the speed of light
“Hey look a giga” I say from a mountain top. Wait he can climb mountains!!!! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH IM DEAD. I’m sorry but I had to. Now my finger fell off from typing all those Es.
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Well after my experience with gigas I was such a baby I had to download a mod that had a narcotic that costed 500 narcotics and with my crossbow it dealt 20k. I knocked it out... let’s just say a certain Rex didn’t like how I was playing the game. Soon after I became just like my old level 200+ carno, chicken, who was very dead because he decided to assist me when I was ambushed by a Rex. Guess I’ll greet him in the afterlife.