Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This thing says "write a short tip"
This is gonna be short alright
I seriously 1 shotted this ass hole
U just fell into the most obvious ass hole
While ur at it get me a.......HAMBURGER CHEESE BURGER BIG MAC N A WHOPPER
Closer
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Closer
Lol
Hehe
Wow this is a long hole.... wait......THIS IS SOMEBODY'S BUTT UR GOING THROUGH!?!?!?!?
This is no ordinary asss
IT IS A BLACK HOLE'S ASSS!!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT U FEEL WEN U GO THROUGH A BLACK HOLE
O hi i fell a slee.....*snoring intensifies*
Mmmm
Yummy
Delicious
Up pls
O god i am actually fighting a giga rn and it is a ball ache
CYCE
CYYYYYYCCCEEE
OK almost done
Ok whoever is with me now reading this, is ma friend
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Almost
Nearly there
Just 1 more minute
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Whoa is this an essay?
Ok the end. ;)
CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE
OK
Fine
Almost
I swear ur nearly there
Just 1 more sec
U MADE IT!
Im not going to do cyce
Ok?
This is the end i swear
Pls up
This took 10 mins
O and whoever is reading this now, my bestie forever bye bye!
No seriously bye
Everybody:WE KNOW
No SerIosLy bYE have a great day!!!
More Giganotosaurus Funny Tips
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend
If you encounter this creature in the wild while with a tribe member, just bola the tribe member and run.
I tame a 150 Equus, level its speed to 200%, decide to test it out by outrunning a giga. I donβt have an equus anymore.
Hitbox so big he can bite you in Ragnarok and kill your tribe mate in Extinction.
If you encounter one while with a tribe mate, just bola the tribe mate and run
My buddy believed me when I said he had to run up and passive tame it with raw meat lol lol
Person: Sees giga
Tribemate: uh ohhhhh
Person: Hey tribemate see this bola?
Tribemate: Fine. Whatever.
Your tribemate was killed by a giga (lvl 1)!
Person: Free-
You were killed by a giga (lvl 1)!
Stop the βReal menβ¦β and change it to βReal foolsβ¦β Because real men know a waste of time when they see oneβ¦
Currently typing this from on top of a mountain surrounded by a lvl 150 giga. God save me
Tips for taming gigas: if you encounter a giga in the wild while with a tribe mate, simply bola the tribe mate and run.