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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-14T15:09:03+00:00

To tame a coruppted giga it would need, force tame

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-08-13T04:33:10+00:00

So you no that meme where the computer pc Poe’s bye bye that’s what happened to my ears so I was wandering around the place where giga spawn and my volume was like 29 and a giga was running from someone and someone gave me a bow and I’m like level 10 and I shot the giga the sound I never put my sound on when I’m in ark when I got ok with my sound returning -_- mistake

-Shadowmane

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-13T19:06:25+00:00

Real men tame lv 150, knocking with fists, feeding with cooked fish, keeping asleep with narco berries. Then breed them and raise armies or a pvp server.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-10T17:14:29+00:00

If looks could kill…this would be it

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-05T02:14:38+00:00

Listen if you ever find yourself in front of a giga a button that can really help is alt f4 works every time

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-28T15:01:51+00:00

Its a bronto.

-Neroku

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-07T12:38:59+00:00

When he is enraged he becomes a Giga-Not-Your-Saurus for 20 seconds.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2019-04-26T02:16:07+00:00

Hey you new players. I can tell you how to instant tame this beast! Just run under it and rub its belly. Instant tame! If that does not work then take out your trusty old bola and bola your tribemate and run.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2019-04-04T00:05:14+00:00

So I hatched my very first giga egg and got triplets. I dont know what sleep is anymore.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2019-03-03T00:18:59+00:00

The death of my perfect 600 lvl pteranodon i miss you wind shea :( but ive tamed a perfect 600 qeutzal and got my revenge >:)

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2019-02-21T18:12:24+00:00

I'm afraid of no man but this thing, it scares me

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2019-02-16T11:09:46+00:00

I tryed taming it on foot got hecked tamed a griffin and shot it off that it ran away after 5 shots WTF

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-01-26T22:15:03+00:00

You have been killed by a Giganotosaurus lvl 1!

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2018-10-08T22:45:54+00:00

Legend says if you hug a Giga it instantly takes you should try this as soon as you get to see one.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2018-08-02T15:37:59+00:00

It's is almost like the dimetrodon because it takes quetz kibble and bad to tame with cooked fish

game,over

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2018-07-28T23:35:21+00:00

Great starter tame just bring a wooden club and some Narcoberries and you’ll rule the server

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-25T09:34:33+00:00

My friend told me to kill a lvl 300 giga with a club (this was a unofficial PC server) as one came out the forest I pulled out my club and said hold my beer

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2018-07-22T00:57:37+00:00

If it comes near your base...

‘Pack your bags, we’re leaving’

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-16T08:09:20+00:00

Hello

The giga chomp chomp

Bye bye you die

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-16T08:05:31+00:00

If you tame one you can now chomp chomp all the dinos 😁😁