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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tell your friends that to tame one you need a flyer and a ovis. Drop the ovis for the giga and keep doing this after a lil bit will tame give them a giga saddle for it ( if they ask why it's still moving say it's looking for it's owner them ) then they go to put saddle on they ded. I hope this works cuz I no try before 😃
I was planning to tame a level 90 giga and then set off with my tribe mate and we were on my quetzal. We located the beast and almost took him out. (This was on the side of the volcano) and he scurried to the arctic side. We followed him. I was about to get a really good shot on the giga which would have probably knocked him cold, but my quetzal got in the way and I shot him right in the eye. He got knocked out and we fell to the ground. The mic chat was so funny. What was cheer and happiness as we were about to tame a giga turned into the terrorized screams of 14-16 year olds on voice chat. This marked the end of me and my friends 157 day private server. We never found our stuff in time and our inventory bags dissolved. We also lost our level 120 quetzal. It took hours to tame as we did the parachute mechanism. We were both max level. I still watch the video clip of it and I laugh so hard every time. (this was about 2 years ago)
Moral of the story: Never try to tame a giga without some sort of traps, it is really hard and you might lose your perfect server. Also never get your hopes up too high as a fatal mistake may occur. Also Try to bring more than just 2 members to tame a giga, as it did not work well here. And finally, don’t screw around like a bunch of idiots trying to tame a giga just try you’re best and pray that a fatal mistake won’t occur, wether it is knocking your own quetzal out or not.
I had a pack member whose dream pet was a giga and I had recently gotten a female giga so I bred that female with my male and I kept the egg and I told that try meat to get 10 large boxes full of regular meat and I gave him my favorite Mastercraft sword and when he was done I told him to keep the meat he’s going to need it he asked me why and I put down a box and put the giga egg in it and I gave it to him now I have a friend I can go on a killing spree with (and yes I actually taught him how to take care of the giga)
GOD Consol tip/story: if you get on your giga with infinite stats, it turns into a crazy beast! I forgot I had mine on, and I got on, and immediately had gotten booted off, his eyes were glowing yellow, and he was chasing me!!! TURN OFF INFINITE STATS BEFORE YOU GET ON YOUR GIGA!