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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-22T01:40:55+00:00

This is the easiest passive tame ever just walk up to it feed it some berrys and there you go, you got yourself a giga in no time.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-09T19:14:08+00:00

Real men kill this with their fists

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-01-01T01:13:01+00:00

I was flying on my Petra just wondering around and o thought I saw a Rex when it was a giga, so I told my cousin and the same thing happens to him also as the giga was fighting. I almost got caught in the fight.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-17T19:35:10+00:00

Mix a T. rex and monstrosity then you get a giga

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-16T09:09:03+00:00

“Just bola your friend and run”

Me on single player

Am I meant to bola my friend or....

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-11T17:51:20+00:00

Karlson is the 18th most wishlist game on steam

so get it to the number 1 spot gamers-Dani

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-09T18:14:54+00:00

Tatti my rexs are better than any dino

It is full muyed and gives 10000000 damage

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-06T02:37:50+00:00

So I just had a good idea to build a base on griffin mountain (I’m on mobile) and I’m just vibin and I see a big free tail and I’m thinking oof a Giga. I let it kill because I wanna start fresh and I see the level 450!!!!! I’m on brutal BTW and I live next to the mountain and wait till I get metal gates

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-04T16:26:04+00:00

I saw one and thought maybe it’s not a one shot one kill but I was so wrong😂

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-21T03:45:55+00:00

They are Killing machines in PVP but In PVE They are just a trophy

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-16T16:12:54+00:00

I saw a Giga with my friends, it was super close to our base which we had been working on for a fricking month so we did the reasonable thing and moved everything across the map lmao 😂😂😂

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-10T14:52:18+00:00

What do you do with this scurvy pirate? Load your shotgun up and fire it! What do you do with this scurvy pirate?!?! YOU LOAD HIM FULL OF TRANQS!!!!

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-05T19:52:43+00:00

So me and some buddies used to play on a fiber craft server just for fun and we where Noobs so we didn’t trap it we just ran around it well that didn’t work so the 15 attempt. We just stopped

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-03T14:03:41+00:00

I was with my Tp named Ruby we were flying around chilling and you know how bad a giga is. Well this is way worse I found two of them and I asked God why. Next thing I know Ruby is dead and I'm deleting the game

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-30T04:00:24+00:00

I just finished making a giga mill for soaking turrets

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-27T23:04:35+00:00

I forgot my narcs always remember to bring the narcs rip my argy.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-25T16:42:31+00:00

Want to find one? Go to a mountain and look for griffins to tame. You'll find yourself snatched out of the sky and dead in 2 seconds.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-24T06:14:55+00:00

On mobile, the SOB looks like he's roller skating unless you're riding him...🤨

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-23T11:54:59+00:00

on my journey to tame an army of gigas...

an army of gigantopithecus ._.

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2018-07-29T03:05:15+00:00

Hmm, oh this looks nice! *walks over* Hello fe- *gets face torn off*