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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Managamr in he—————— Managamr in HELL: grass titan why are they calling me food Grass titan: because you are. Littarally you have the best meat they like in your body. Managamr: SAY WHAT NOW?!?! Grass titan: in this place magic is everywhere and everything you have to hunt to survive bub. Also while they are eating you up back there let’s show you a bit of mov- “Managamr uses thunder strike on Grass titan”. Grass titan: OW!!!… you had the guts for that for sure. Managamr: I’m gonna wake up now! Bye grass titan!
Corrupted rexy: heh ready for the plan guys!?!? Corrupted raptor and corrupted hydra: we are always ready. Managamr: sorry I was late… my alarm didn’t wake me up until awhile. Managamr: what was the plan again? I forgot. Everyone except Managamr: so we will corrupt a creature from peoples choices! Hit that button facing the sky if you wanna corrupt Gigantosaurus. Hit the button facing down to underground if you want Sand titan to be corrupted. Corrupted rexy: hey who will control their messages n stuff. Corrupted raptor: please me please please please. Corrupted rexy: fine I’ll show ya how to do it gimme a sec. Corrupted rexy: say chat/wp test robot Managamr is food. Managamr: hey!!!!!! Corrupted raptor: oh I get it. Heheheheheheheheheh……
Rex: anyone see a pack of carnotosauruses. The dragon: those pesks who stole our treasure? King hydra: I did… they ran near the volcano. Magmasaur joined the chat. Magmasaur: I’ll take care of them. But in return i get 1 gold coin. King hydra: Fine but don’t leave any treasure behind or you will end up in the Dungeon. Magmasaur: Yes Sir!!! (If like we will do part 2 shhh don’t tell)
Once me and by brother are standing in the middle of nowhere we were taming a rex and it was going RExcellent But then my bother starts seeing a herd of galimimises running towards us we act like it’s nothing after the herd passes we realize there were bigger footsteps and it just said Longsy was killed by giga, I stared screaming and then two spinos and a our rex teamed up and ate him but of course after the death of the giga they ate me and my rex
Giga song
Hey I was doing fine before you tamed me
Eat to much and that’s an issue okaaay
Hey tell your Rex it’s nice to ride them bet your never ever use him agiaaan
Hey I know it rips your cloth
Moveing to the base with a broken pickaaaxe
Four days no joins
Now you looking ugly in a gamer chair ya
I I Iiiii won’t stop
Killing your tames (do t uncliam a giga near your base tips)