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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Toady I got a giga mutation first try I was not trying to get one I just wanted to try out what this person said about imprinting on I giga and being able to one chomp brontos now I’m about to go full rage mode on this baby giga for getting a WEIGHT mutation! What I’m here to say don’t breed gigas unless your ready for the depression it give
Managamr in he—————— Managamr in HELL: grass titan why are they calling me food Grass titan: because you are. Littarally you have the best meat they like in your body. Managamr: SAY WHAT NOW?!?! Grass titan: in this place magic is everywhere and everything you have to hunt to survive bub. Also while they are eating you up back there let’s show you a bit of mov- “Managamr uses thunder strike on Grass titan”. Grass titan: OW!!!… you had the guts for that for sure. Managamr: I’m gonna wake up now! Bye grass titan!
Once me and by brother are standing in the middle of nowhere we were taming a rex and it was going RExcellent But then my bother starts seeing a herd of galimimises running towards us we act like it’s nothing after the herd passes we realize there were bigger footsteps and it just said Longsy was killed by giga, I stared screaming and then two spinos and a our rex teamed up and ate him but of course after the death of the giga they ate me and my rex
Okay I am going to record this, but I had the phycotic thought to tame not just one but two gigas in the same day and one of them is a level 25 which is the highest level I have seen on the Island (seriously the Island levels suck) and both are male last time I checked so I can’t breed them. And it going to mostly like be a non kibble tame either so Yhea that’s going to be fun. Seriously though if you want to see the choose unfold my YouTube channel is Indoslayer_10 and yes I will record it.