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I worked 8 hours a day for 6 months to trade 500,000 metal arrows for a 1,500 damage giga. The day after I finally get it my mate is flying around with it, and leaves it in his wyvren and goes into our crafting area. I look up and see the text “your lvl 414 Betty (fire wyvren) was killed by (giga masher) lvl 414 blood crystal wyvren. So he runs outside and gets one bit by our giga:(
I have only seen a giga once,here is the story
So I had literally kept player damage 15 and dino damage 0 and lived in herbivore island I thought I was the strongest entity on the map, the only thing I died to was stomps and fall damage and nothing else, I went to the frigid islands to get some oil silica pearls and kill kikarus for polymer, when returning my boat got stuck between ice and I had to make a new raft and boxes to keep my goodies,I saw a fight close by between mammoths a yuty and 3 rexes, I thought to third party them and make som fur and hide and then I will destroy a local tree and gather bushes for wood and hide and thatch, I swam from my raft and got close by and saw one of the rex was not a rex but a giga, I did not know if bleed damages me and I might die from stomps , and taking the time as the giga yuty and rexes were trying to kill the mammoths swam back to the raft and got to another place, farmed the required things for a raft and some boxes, got out of there and safely reached the herbivore island, as I am writing this, I remembered that the mammoths were not taking damages from the bites, and I might have been able to kill them,but I am not sure as one stomp from a giga can kill me , and if I wanted to kill it, I would need a ranged weapon so as to not get too close and get stomped
Taming these things are a pain (even in creative mode). I was once messing around on The Island, I thought “Hmmm, I think ima tame a giga the official way”, I pummeled it with shock tranq after shock tranq, I even had an ascendant rifle, it took waaaay too long to KO, then, its torpor drained way too fast and I couldnt force feed it narcotics fast enough. It woke up and I just killed it.