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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2025-04-01T22:52:42+00:00

Me and my friend managed to find a trapped low level giga and we hit its tail with bats (we were like level 25 and out of tranqs ch we just had tamed a stego) and somehow in some way we were level 20s with a giga, if you can manage to get one stuck/glitched inside a mountain you can tame one at a super low level!!

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2024-08-02T19:02:31+00:00

The reason they don’t have a tek saddle is cause the devs didn’t think we would tame one😭😭

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-14T17:54:30+00:00

Tamed one, thought it was going to be like 80k health. Tamed up: 16k health. Even my dilo is better. Recommend taming one. (A Dilophosaur)

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-02T14:39:34+00:00

You - oh a fast rex!

Giga- what did ya say?

You- uhh a fast rex?

Giga- what.. no call me by my name >:(

You- umm… ultra rex?

Giga- . . .

-☠️ you have died to a giganotosaurus lvl 145!

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-06T23:26:12+00:00

rex: i’m the king

giga: hello i’m bigger than you

rex: i’m still the king

giga: i can kill you in one bite

rex has left the chat

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-09T13:16:52+00:00

That feeling when you built a massive base in the highlands and a giga spawns right next to it?

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-28T01:21:21+00:00

When you knock one out but have no kibble

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-18T15:40:28+00:00

I named my giga dodo and my dodo giga😐

score 9 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-23T02:42:48+00:00

Get ready to lose a tame or 6...

score 11 · Answer 10 · 2018-09-10T13:14:58+00:00

He protect, he attack, but mainly i want my tames back.

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2024-07-28T08:36:38+00:00

Me when I see a giga running to me: Ha ha. I'm in danger!

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-27T01:10:52+00:00

To tame a giga bola it knock it out with a regular bow and arrow (about 3 tranqs) and now u r on the respawn screen

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2022-07-13T02:13:37+00:00

ENOUGH OF THE “REAL MEN DO BLA BLA BLA” WHAT ABOUT WOMEN?

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-08T07:15:39+00:00

They are not so scary all they want is a little pet...just be careful they sometimes "nibble" your hand lol

HorseMasterE

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-28T17:20:07+00:00

Easy tame! Just grab a trank arrow and shoot it in the head! Once you do that there’s a good chance that your already dead! If your not, good luck staying that way!

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-05T19:47:40+00:00

Ran up a hill Giga standing in front of my base goodbye

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-03T15:52:42+00:00

I found a giga after 4 months. And he kinda torpor ran and fell into the water. f for giga

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-05T22:08:47+00:00

Everything but Shocking Tranq Darts, 100% Chance Of Death

score 11 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-07T01:24:41+00:00

When your doing great on a PvP server and then someone says "Yes, I tamed a giga"..... He thwn proceeded to send his giga at my juicy base... He killed 20 of my therizinosaur but the last 15 took it out (un official server)

score 12 · Answer 20 · 2017-11-06T02:42:30+00:00

Very simple passive tame. Use giga repellent for best results