Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-20T01:47:48+00:00

When you try to use small beartraps and wooden gates to tame… ur ded

score 10 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-01T22:36:19+00:00

So i was with a friend taming a 145 giga and so I was just joking and I was opening and closing the gate so i “accidentally opened the gate and it was about to bite me and my friend knock it out right when it was about to kill me

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-21T17:21:38+00:00

real men use cooked fish meat and narcoberries

score 11 · Answer 4 · 2019-10-01T22:03:01+00:00

If you encounter one with a dodo Yeet that dodo towards the giga and run like forest gump.

score 13 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-08T02:17:42+00:00

One time I had a giga right by my base, let’s just say I dont have a base anymore

score 14 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-04T00:59:31+00:00

One month ago I was taming my first giga, when I almost knocked it out someone jumped out of a bush and quickly knocked the giga out so he could tame it, so i knocked him out, 1 month later he's still in my cage as a prisoner.

score 14 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-30T00:58:36+00:00

If you encounter this with tribe members, bola your friend and get tf out.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2024-09-14T21:09:09+00:00

To the guy who lost so much to a lvl 300 giga, I salute your cause. Here’s hope you get revenge

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2024-02-29T20:21:29+00:00

YOU SAID IT WOULD BE TAMEBLE!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2024-02-18T22:36:07+00:00

I have never seen one of these and my friends always yelled me there super dangerous so one day I went searching for one and I found one and I went up and punched it and ran away across the river and it stared at me and I died some how lol I did not know there so dangerous they look at you and kill you

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-23T22:17:48+00:00

He’s choking doctor doctor nOOoOOOoOooooooooooOooOo dies

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-23T15:06:06+00:00

my giga only 24 melee.

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-04T23:48:34+00:00

In a mod there is a suicide potion.By fighting one of these guys you are hitting the “consume” button

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-26T03:42:32+00:00

It’s game over when you see one

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-21T04:22:32+00:00

Rex: I’m the best!!

Giga:are you sure about that???

Rex:pfft what can you do hahaha!!

Giga: I can destroy thactch,wood,Adobe,and stone

Rex calls spino)

Spino: tf you want now

Rex:can you beat him

Spino looks at stats)

Spino now offline)

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-19T12:35:14+00:00

I dare everyone to try to tame one that is level 300 using cooked fish🎣 using a slingshot😁

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-01T20:19:23+00:00

Giga big, giga dangerous, giga strong, giga bytes

score 10 · Answer 18 · 2020-02-12T02:51:05+00:00

Friendliest thing in ark! Go straight up with your most valuable tame, and let them become friends! Its that simple, and make sure he’s on passive!

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-11T23:15:11+00:00

If I’m on mobile will it spawn or is it on mobile??????????

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-10T00:07:01+00:00

Build a base guaranteed they will spawn inside