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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark:let’s make some thing new
Worker: ok what?
Ark: let’s make it the biggest carnivor
Worker: ok
Ark: make it the strongest thing
Worker:ok what Elsa
Ark: make it the most feared thing in ark
Worker:ok
Ark: make it when it bites there’s a bleed effect
Worker:ok is that it
Ark: no make it destroy base with one chomp make it destroy every material but tech
Worker:is it tameably and ride ably
Ark: yes, but make the saddle one of the last things to get and make it incredibly expensive
Worker:oh ok um the player are not going to like me
Ark: oh and it can’t go in boss fights
Worker:what so they go through all this trouble taming it and can’t go in to for boss battles
Ark: yup now do
Worker:ok poor players
Player1what happened
Player 2the server down
Player 3here it is back
Player1whats that a Rex no what is that no
Player2*scream*
Player3guys guys nooooooooo
There’s a shadow. I’m okay I’m okay! There’s some teeth. I’m okay I’m okay! There’s little arms. I’m okay I’m okay! There’s spikes on its back. I’m okay I’m okay! There’s a giant head. I’m not okay I’m not okay! There’s a long tail moving. I’m not okay I’m not okay! “I was killed by level 300 Giga” Dude stop spawn campi- “I was killed by level 300 Giga” Im serious!!! Stop I- “I was killed by level 300 Giga” - DragonFlameYT - The light dragon’s moments