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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-03T21:09:10+00:00

🎶Dumb ways to die,so many dumb ways to die🎵

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2025-12-10T14:34:59+00:00

So I was just starting a new save and immediately when I made it in and went into a jungle it (was night just to let u know)I play on mobile ark the old one and,.... When I heard the aggro music I looked back and saw... A MAX LVL GIGA JUST.... CHILLING BEHIND ME THEN HE ONE SHOT ME ....pure cinema

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2025-01-16T23:07:49+00:00

put a charca, king titan, and a nuke in a blender. This is the result

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-03T02:51:00+00:00

Studio wildcard: it's a endgame tame!

Meanwhile me: laughing because I tamed 2 of these at mid game.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2024-08-01T08:17:40+00:00

*sigh* I was going to see if my Gilliamos was faster…. too bad I got stuck and surprisingly I never died to a giga…. Died to fall damage…

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-28T08:56:54+00:00

Yeah I definitely didn’t tell my tribemate to go on my ptera that we were going to explore and dropped him over a giga. 🤫👍

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-13T02:13:16+00:00

just found a 260 guy and i have a 1036 damage compound bow (136 with toxic arrows)

i might give a try, no traps, only me, my quetzal, and the angry biting boy

if i die, well i'll be dead

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-23T06:55:11+00:00

They may look slow but trust me I have experience and no matter how fast your character can run you ain't getting away

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2024-07-21T16:57:20+00:00

Give him some bacon 🥓

-by ZK290

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2024-02-04T12:46:31+00:00

Met this polite dinosaur when i was in the volcano. Thought like hey cool there is so much crystal. Farmed it. Then i heard a rawr. Rip Argy. Rip gear.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2024-01-27T10:18:26+00:00

This big scary guy will eat you

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-12T06:56:57+00:00

Mutated Giga: I’m the most powerful Dino in ark

Seagull: U sure about that?

Mutated Giga: Yeah and what are u gonna do?

(Famous last words)

Game: Your lvl 600 Giga drowned because of a lvl 1 seagull

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-24T06:36:38+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue the reason your dead us because a Giga has killed you

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-16T05:35:57+00:00

Sorry to all the lame people about this

Only true men tame a lvl 450 with a sling and cooked fish meat

From: a man

score 13 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-25T00:15:27+00:00

Beat tamed with cooked fish meat

It can be easily knocked out with a primitive club and will only need 5-7 narco berries

Saddle is lev 2

score 13 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-15T16:54:15+00:00

Run, run fast as you can he’s Usain Bolt and your a turtle... yer dead

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-12-04T14:29:52+00:00

For everyone who suggested to bola a tribe member and run- it doesn’t work. It’s hit box is so big you just turn into fast food.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2025-06-19T17:11:06+00:00

Giga: yay another day

Survivor: um bro please dont eat me

Giga:YUM

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2024-12-29T22:29:19+00:00

Real men use fists (that is me)

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-28T15:37:34+00:00

If encountered grab your level 2 dodo out your weak base and pray it eats your narcotics and it falls asleep