when a wild one falls off a 99999 m mountain that it spawned on: 🥱 when a tamed one falls off a 25 m ledge:

I don't always tame a giga but when I do I die 30 times.

I once found one of these cute little guy's eggs on the sand on a warm summer day, picked it up and told my dodo we we're eating good tonight, I miss that dodo

Wild giga lvl 45: 80,000 health

Tamed giga lvl 372: 18,000 health

*logic has left the chat*

Just walk up and passive tame it with prime meat

It’s a bird!

It’s a Rex!

It’s the respawn screen!

After finding the Giganotosaurus you wish to tame, simply find the weapon you intend to knock it out with and hold it to your own head. Then proceed to pull the trigger after realising that it has already smelt you from 500m away and save yourself from a painful death. :)

This son of a beach killed my level 500 quetzal pls like for big boy birdy :(

Gigas are great for killing that one tribe across the river!

I have a song I would like to share. My idea of how the giga became gigantic. And a 1,2,3,4,

🎶IM GONNA TAKE MY TRUCK TO THE MC DONALDS, IM GONA EEEAAATT TILLLL I CCANNNTT NNOO MMOORREEE

GOT THE BURGERS IN THE BACK, TRAILER ATTACHED SOMTHIN SOMTHIN SOMTHIN SOMTHIN SOMTHINS SOMTHIN

IIIIIMMMMMM SSTTAAARRTTIINNN TOOOO BBBEEE HHHHYYYYOOOOMMMMOOONNNGGUUUUUUSSSSS FFEEEELLLIIIN LLIIIKKKE BBIIGGG CHHHUUNNGGUUSSS

— plastic bag

The best way to ruin someones day.

If you actually got close enough to click the Dododex button I assume your dead.

Run.

Real men knock this thing out with fists

I'm going to knock out a giga with 125 sling shots and 5000 stones wish me luck

-dumb idiot

They’re passive tames! Just run up to it and feed it prime meat!!!...

I seriously want to know who and why would anyone hit this 10067 times with a pachy lol

Umm. . . Where did my base go?

I like how It says it takes 41,000 thorny dragon tail needle things for a 150, who would count that?

40,997, 40,998, 40,999, finally! It’s only been 20 years

Real men knock them out with slingshots and feed them there own feces