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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Someone left one in a trap , prob forgot narcs (Idiot Lol)
I knocked it and got some prime from my argie's inv , it tamed fast (boosted server)and I watched , laughing uncontrollably as the person who trapped it came in on his dire woofy. He stared at my newly tamed masterpiece and put his hands up. He said he'd give me his fully mutated dire wolf if I let him leave alive. I accepted the dire wolf , then murdered him as he turned to walk home. Some may call me cruel , but I am not. I am now the Queen of this server.
(Beyonce's 'Bow' Starts Playing While I Put On My Crown Skin For My Riot Helmet)
I yell in chat: "BOW DOWN BXTCHES"
I have a gigantic army. I have 100 gigas. I’m still surprised how my iPad can hold it. I was raising a baby giga. It’s stats where garbage so I was gonna unclaim it.. i accidentally killed it. Meaning all of my gigas went super Saha in and killed me.
Lesson of the day. Don’t kill a baby giga. Or else your server is ruined.