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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-06T23:26:24+00:00

Saw one fall off a mountain, took me 5 minutes to get him to eat me 1 shot. What was I thinking? Maybe since it was near someone’s base...

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2019-06-06T02:51:42+00:00

Imagine taming a level 150 with cooked fish meat on official servers.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-05T00:46:01+00:00

Gigas are Deadly it killed mono

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2019-06-04T16:55:33+00:00

All the other animals say 100% chance of death for them pretty much. This one means the animal you love dearly. So jump off and run your little legs out and leave the animal to it. Then come back and get the saddle. Simple.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-04T00:31:42+00:00

The greatest raiding tool in pve just lead it to their base and dont let anyone see you.

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-02T12:30:16+00:00

All you need is a lvl 9999999999 dodo

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-28T15:01:14+00:00

One look. your'e dead rip x_x Also u cannot get ur item

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2019-05-24T21:25:54+00:00

These guys have a rage ability which makes them eat their own rider in one bite. I once had one and used it in a Raid i took sniper position and was taking out the enemy tribe easily i was so happy we were going to raid the alphas on the map then I realized somthing the giga was soaking up the damage I had to watch as my tribe mate was eaten right off the saddle as I was distracted they Bolaed me and knocked me out i was caged for a week nice prison though 5 stars eventually the prison was raided and i was taken in as a new member to that tribe best day ever then I realized this tribe had a giga...

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2019-05-22T14:15:39+00:00

Who’s that Pokémon?

It’s a Compy on steroids!

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2019-05-18T22:54:54+00:00

Noob: ermahgerd what is that? I’m gonna pet it

*dies*

Noob: I’m gonna bring mah dodos

*noob and dodos die again*

INSERT SURPRISED PIKACHU HERE

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-05-16T04:30:32+00:00

When you see this mighty creature, pull out your most convenient firearm and end your suffering before it begins.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-05-13T23:54:34+00:00

Well always bring bolas when going near a giga Bc although you can’t bola the giga you can bola your tribe mate then luer the giga away (free loot)

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-04-18T07:28:04+00:00

Steps to follow when giganotosaurus is encountered:

1: Run

2: Realise that you aren’t fast enough

3: Die

Rinse and repeat!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-04-14T21:16:04+00:00

Don't drop th ed bar of soap next to it

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2019-04-09T19:24:05+00:00

If anyone is dumb enough to punch a giga over 7k times and tame it, I will give them $1

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2019-03-05T21:43:44+00:00

Why are you wasting your time scrolling?

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2019-02-19T17:29:13+00:00

I wonder who would win ornstein and smough or a giga

Probably the giga

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2019-02-11T00:40:41+00:00

If u find this b**** yeet ur way out

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2019-02-02T06:28:59+00:00

Iff you cnock a max level out with only your fists, and tame it with cooked fish, then you are officialy the ark god.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2019-01-31T03:41:21+00:00

If you tame this with cooked fish meat you are a GOD