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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2017-11-28T03:29:46+00:00

BOOTY MAN BUTT MAN THE BUTTMAN THE BOOTYMAN LOL SHUT UP BABY T-REX

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2017-10-22T01:37:12+00:00

One time my brother was like (let’s tame that!!!) and I was like (Sure...............) now we’re dead. 😑

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-28T23:14:07+00:00

Real men punch a Giga to make it unconcious, and then they feed it cooked fish meat

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-10T06:39:00+00:00

Easy way to escape is bola your tribe mate and run while praying it takes a little to kill said tribe member

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2017-07-30T18:45:14+00:00

If you find one just run don't do anything but run till you don't have stamina

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2017-06-24T18:52:46+00:00

Why nerf it for like the 3rd time wtf is something even more broken coming out or what?

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2017-05-26T03:44:40+00:00

They're like your mom when she wakes up deadly if you see one bola your dino\ tribe mate and run!!

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2017-02-21T01:33:49+00:00

Real men punch level 300 gigas in the face and tame them cooked fish meat

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-19T21:17:56+00:00

Hi your dead me what whut the heck

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-19T21:08:20+00:00

Hi I get so nerfed when you tame me and I do way more damage when I’m wild :)

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-19T00:55:37+00:00

They are so easy to tame. Punch it once and it will be knocked out. Then feed it 1 piece of meat and BOOM, it’s yours!

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-11T03:30:50+00:00

Real men are smart and trap it then fly up on a griffin look straight down apon it to shoot it in the face with tranq darts that shock

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-05T00:51:55+00:00

Just put it with your other tames and wait for it to get around 50 levels. Pump it all into health.

P.S. Make sure you have insurance!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-17T15:03:03+00:00

One of those situations where bola your friend and RUN

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-16T17:16:55+00:00

When your alone In the woods and a giga comes out from the woods

no one gonna save you - nerd out

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-01-13T22:53:03+00:00

as I am reading this,I am listening to newbs gaming survivor evolved

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-10T21:16:37+00:00

Here is how you get away

Step 1:craft a bola

Step 2:bola your teammate if you don’t have one than R.I.P

Step 3: RRRRRUUUNNNN GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-07T23:28:58+00:00

Toddler it's a giga thanks

Guy who gave it to him: throw it out and you got a new game

Kid you have a giiiigaaa

Toddler yes

Guy hits toddler

Giga kills toddler

5 secs later wahhhhhhhhh

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-05T03:02:17+00:00

These are the bests sacrifices to tame a dodo. You need 5 of these for a lvl 50 dodo so good luck! I did it and now I am the most feared man of ark

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-27T08:45:23+00:00

Once me and me tribemate was playing then he stole my para and rode it away while I was being attacked by a wolf and he was laughing. A long time later today I am a pro, as I wander the beach in full Tek armour, I saw my tribemate and my para and they are still at thatch. I killed the para to free up some taming slots and then bola-ed him near a giga.

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