Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
My Pro friend: Hey dude want a super goood treat? Me, as a Noob: Yes…
My Pro friend: Hey dude want a super goood treat?
Me, as a Noob: Yes please!
Pro Friend: Ok come over here
Me: Ok! *walks over *
Pro: *Grabs pants and rips off, same with underwear*
Me: Hey! *covers up cock behind hands*
Pro: You need no pants for the treat!
Me: Oh ok!
Pro: *leads me away*
Pro: Ok lay down here
Me: *lays down*
Pro: *spreads legs wide apart to show off my asshole and cock, and tied me down, tying my legs apart*
Me: Hey!!!
Pro: Sorry dude lol
Me: *panicks, struggling to escape*
Pro: *leads Giga over and points at my ass*
Giga: π€€π€€π€€
Me: No!! Stay away!!
Pro: *holds up camera and records*
Giga: *shoves cock into asshole and starts f*cking me*
Me: OUCH!!! NO!!! NOT THERE!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! *sobbing from pain*
Pro: LOL dude, the Giga is getting you good!!! πππ
Giga: OHHHHHH, YESSSS, YES BABY! *spanks me hard*
Me: πππππππππ PLZ STOP I BEG YOU IβLL DO ANYTHING
Giga: ANYTHING?
Pro: ππ This is rich! *still recording*
Giga: Anything... hmm...
More Giganotosaurus Funny Tips
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend
If you encounter this creature in the wild while with a tribe member, just bola the tribe member and run.
I tame a 150 Equus, level its speed to 200%, decide to test it out by outrunning a giga. I donβt have an equus anymore.
Hitbox so big he can bite you in Ragnarok and kill your tribe mate in Extinction.
My buddy believed me when I said he had to run up and passive tame it with raw meat lol lol
Currently typing this from on top of a mountain surrounded by a lvl 150 giga. God save me
Tips for taming gigas: if you encounter a giga in the wild while with a tribe mate, simply bola the tribe mate and run.
STOP WITH THE βBola a tribe mate and runβ. YOU STILL DONT STAND A CHANCE!!!!!!
Guys the passive taming method didnβt work :(
Real men tame a 150 with cooked fish meat