Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

My Pro friend: Hey dude want a super goood treat?
Me, as a Noob: Yes please!
Pro Friend: Ok come over here
Me: Ok! *walks over *
Pro: *Grabs pants and rips off, same with underwear*
Me: Hey! *covers up cock behind hands*
Pro: You need no pants for the treat!
Me: Oh ok!
Pro: *leads me away*
Pro: Ok lay down here
Me: *lays down*
Pro: *spreads legs wide apart to show off my asshole and cock, and tied me down, tying my legs apart*
Me: Hey!!!
Pro: Sorry dude lol
Me: *panicks, struggling to escape*
Pro: *leads Giga over and points at my ass*
Giga: π€€π€€π€€
Me: No!! Stay away!!
Pro: *holds up camera and records*
Giga: *shoves cock into asshole and starts f*cking me*
Me: OUCH!!! NO!!! NOT THERE!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! *sobbing from pain*
Pro: LOL dude, the Giga is getting you good!!! πππ
Giga: OHHHHHH, YESSSS, YES BABY! *spanks me hard*
Me: πππππππππ PLZ STOP I BEG YOU IβLL DO ANYTHING
Giga: ANYTHING?
Pro: ππ This is rich! *still recording*
Giga: Anything... hmm...
More Giganotosaurus Funny Tips
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend
If you encounter this creature in the wild while with a tribe member, just bola the tribe member and run.
I tame a 150 Equus, level its speed to 200%, decide to test it out by outrunning a giga. I donβt have an equus anymore.
Hitbox so big he can bite you in Ragnarok and kill your tribe mate in Extinction.
If you encounter one while with a tribe mate, just bola the tribe mate and run
My buddy believed me when I said he had to run up and passive tame it with raw meat lol lol
I ALWAYS told my buds the tamed ones get a massive health and damage nerf... they didn't listen. So we lost our tamed level 200 to a wild level 20...
Currently typing this from on top of a mountain surrounded by a lvl 150 giga. God save me
Tips for taming gigas: if you encounter a giga in the wild while with a tribe mate, simply bola the tribe mate and run.
This dinosaur is as friendly as any on the island. Tame it by flying next to the mouth and let him eat out of your hand! It's that simple. Great mount for beginners