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Person who said they wanted a platform saddle.

Firstly, oh, sure, it's soooo balanced to have a F*CKING 17K HEALTH AT LEVEL ONE, INCREDIBLY HIGH DAMAGE TAME WITH AN ARMY OF RAPTORS ON TOP,

Secondly, these things will eat you over a bit of fall damage, imagine what they'd think of a platform saddle.

Thirdly, look at them, to they look like they could hold up a platform? Do they? Really? I mean, seriously.

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