Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Stories Tips
What are some stories about the gasbags? Memorable gasbags stories, wild encounters, and fan fiction.
Was on Gen1 in the lunar biom gathering ambergris for my baby magmasuars. No big deal just cruising around farming... Until a meteor shower starts. JubJub and I both take a direct hit. I vaporize instantly, I see no death in the log on respawn. I manage to get back to JubJub and he's got 127hp. He managed to avoid being added to the comet strike death list. In JubJub's honor I erected a new shrine to Comet Strike Survivors. He is the only one with this distinguished title.
Chu-chunky thangy
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Once there was a little, defenceless lystro and this poor thing was the last one alive! So, a crazy scientist decides to breed it with a catipillar, but the scientists lab was sitting in his yard, which was infested with giant carnivores! So he hadn’t had anything to eat but canned beans! When the lystropillar thing came out of its egg, He decided to feed it his beans, a few weeks later a ginormous lystropillar was born, until it started burping out of its BUTT, so the Koo-Koo crazy scientist named it the GasBags! But nobody could make another gasbags just like it so they dressed up an old, fat lady to take a picture of and put on the web
I wanted to let people know I tamed on gen2 got 2 of them 1 level 20 an 1 level 85 was flying on gen2 fine I oby out to my map valguero an threw it out of cryo an they constantly run in place an you can't take off in the air they are useless on val all other maps work
Just a heads up for when you waste hr a 10 mins taming one if you main on val
Kirby tales
Chapter 1:
War. All of genesis is at war because of Rockwell.
He has took over genesis, and everyone is afraid of him. Except the players, with the help of H-Elena they will take back genesis. Us gasbags just fart away, but not me.
I take the weak and small animals to H-Elena’s sanctuary. The shadowmanes are starting to rebel against Rockwell but most just kill. Rockwell all he does is hide away and let his monsters do the work.
The bulbdogs come to are side of the ship to seek refuge. The astrodelphis’s keep Rockwells beasts off of are side, but ever since Rockwell made the voidewyrms they have been having problems. The players think they can handle it all by themselves, but they can’t. Some have tek others still have bows and spears. Most though just metal. I don’t know if the players are on are side they kill us and take are meat, hide, and bladders.
While exploring extinction one of these homies flew up to me, rizzed me up and let me hold his balls in my mouth. It was a stunning experience which left me flabbergasted😋😍. Bro had such a strong orgasm he blew up and flew all the way into the twin towers of the sanctuary. I started seeing flashbacks to my childhood.😢
I never saw this homie again.
Ive slept and tasted many gasbags but none had that awesome offspring like my homie.
But recently he pulled up at my trek base and my turrets shot him down😭.
I will never see the face of my homie again, but at least I have his balls hanging on my wall.