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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
The very hungry AKA fat caterpillar met a sad and lonely cow. Guess what happened. Gasbags.
The guy who eats all the food at thanksgiving
Fart helicopter thatโs as fast as a T rex what else
He farts and he like it he also is the cause of corruption there is experimental farts
It has a bull head on a catapiler body. Itโs in my nightmares
FATMAN
What happens when you feed theses guys beans ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Whattt a gasbag I did not know my dad was in ark he is a real gasbag
Yip Yip Appa!
Gasbags Look like bloated
TURKEYโS!!!!
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Chubby little angels, I like em and so should you, gasbabies are to precious protect them with your life survivor
tardigrade on steroids basically
Game designer 1: whats a new creature we could put in ARK
Game designer 2: how about an eineosaurus?
Game designer 1: nah. 1 Cerotopsian dino is enough.
Game designer 2: thenโฆ why not a giganoโฆโ
Game designer 1: we already have that.
Game designer 3: hey guys! I got an idea! How about a giant flying farting caterpillar bison?!
Game designer 1 and 2: oooo good idea!
Me: who farted.
Gasbag: it slipped
Whoever decided to name this thing appa is a genius
ITS IN THE NAME GAS BAGS THIS THING CAME FROM AREA 51 ITS A LIVING GAS BAG!!!!!!!!! BOOM THEORY!!!!!!
These feel like Giant Dogs to me. Except they look like they know all my sins.
Look Godzilla fans grab your Gigas and beat up mothra larvae. ...... Wait It FARTS
It's a giant darting caterpillar.. Ark NEEDS a darting butterfly for this
F. A. T.
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