Master oogway in sloth form.

OOPS tek generator gone

OOPS 278 cryopoded voidwyvern gone

OOPS rock drake egg gone

OOPS ascendant longneck rifle gone

OOPS sanity gone

OOPS ark gone

OOPS will to live gone

Running out of resources? It's Gacha covered!

They don’t poop crystals the crystals grow on its back and then fall off

LETS GO GAMBLING!!! Ah dang it, AH DANG IT

👌 Gacha!!!

I love the fact these guys carry you around in a basket.

One day I woke up to find 1000s OF GACHACLAUSES SURROUNDING MY HOUSE, SMACKING THEIR BIG HANDS ON THE GROUND

In my last tip I said carbon

I meant carno

Me: what did the carbon say to the gacha.

My troodon: what?

Me: I GACHA now!!!!

I’m on the island map and for some reason I found a gacha and those aren’t on the island, I’m on ark: survival evolved

I tried finding one of the gacha but all i found was a managamer

It would seem as though all people can think to say is… GACHA!!! (crap i said it)

Im gonna be honest, its face looks like a bernie sanders sloth

It will eat it’s cryopod! Do not place it’s cryopod in its inventory!!!

Me: Dude drop your crystals all ready

Gacha: Ha Ha u need to wait to get your congealed gas balls

Me when I get them: Ooo flashbang time to throw it at my friend

Merry Christmas to the ark community

-gachaclaus

Seriously merry Christmas y’all 🫠

Meat eaters:mmmmeeeeaaaattt

Plant eaters:ggrrreeenns

Gachas:I eaters rocks

The only word that truly scares the guy, is diarrhea.

Can someone tell me what a gacha is

Are you mad at me bro because you smackin your hand all over the place