Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: tryβs to see one eye to eye at a close distance*
The gatcha: slams down a hand slashing my claws on the way down*
The chat: tamer level 4 got killed by a gatcha!
Me NOOOOOO!!! π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
The gatcha: finally realizes* OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED A PLAYER!!!! π±π±π±
Me π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
The gatcha: ππππππππππππ. Stop yelling plz!!!! ππππππππππππππππππππππ
Me: rage quits*
The gatcha: β¦
More Gacha Funny Tips
Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha
It poops crystals...
That must hurt coming out
Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(
They donβt poop crystals the crystals grow on its back and then fall off
Carnivores: βMeat is all I eatβ
Herbivores: βI need a mass of grassβ
Gacha: βFood.......is foodβ
Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate itπ±π±π±π±π«πππππππππ
A sloth and tree got drunk one night.......
I tried finding one of the gacha but all i found was a managamer
sorry dont have thing funny right now so i dont gacha
you want something funny buddy i gatcha