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What are some funny jokes or stories about the fjordhawk? Funny fjordhawk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-24T11:29:57+00:00

First here whooooooooo

A helpful tip should include more words.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-24T05:27:18+00:00

A Fjord is a body of water, right? So what is this, a water hawk? It's like seagull, but a much more epic name.

~CL1

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-24T05:19:14+00:00

Fjordur is the new free dlc coming in June 2022

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-24T01:50:28+00:00

This bird might be the sussy imposter

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2023-03-29T22:56:54+00:00

Fan #1: ADD A DEVIL BOSS

Fan #2: ADD A GIANT RIDEABLE ELEPHANT

Fan #3: ADD A GIANT BLOOD TITAN

Ark developers: birb

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-19T17:32:31+00:00

Hippity hoppity all your eggs are now my property (sorry if I took this message from someone)

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-25T00:29:42+00:00

Fjordhawk: exists me and my friend : hey look! It’s a birdie!! the whole gang: LETS CATCH IT fjordhawk: oh shi- I’m dead 💀

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-12T01:17:13+00:00

Mom can we get argentavis mum we have argentavis at home argentavis at home fjord hawk

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-28T06:49:58+00:00

Valhalla Land

Yessir!!!!

We going sicko mode

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-25T00:23:20+00:00

Fjodur is 1 of the two maps that are getting released besides lost island

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-24T13:36:04+00:00

Looks awesome can’t wait for the dlc to launch!!

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-06T10:39:36+00:00

You:noooooo those stupid raptors I lost all my stuff aaah. Fjordhawk: don’t worry homie I got you. You:did that bird just talk? Fjordhawk:uuuuuuuuh noooooo your hearing thing again this is all a dream uuuuuuuh birds don’t talk right. You:oh yay. *Killed again*

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-12-25T16:57:18+00:00

Everyone is going to call it a hawk 😜

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-24T17:58:19+00:00

I don't know I just want to be the second one to do this

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-24T14:17:09+00:00

Idk I don’t know hhsfijhgfrwsgkjb

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-24T11:25:39+00:00

Person beneath me or above me the Map is a mod map because of course it is and it’s Vikings with sub maps added onto it known as reams they are very cool

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-24T04:35:30+00:00

Imagine bringing a cryo to tame this but when it’s tamed cryo your mount and not new birb. Then take it and die. New birb will take your stuff to base for you along with cruise mount you do nothing but wait. Hehe

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-04T15:00:07+00:00

It would be cool if you had to tame this bird by crafting a hawk brace and you could put ur hand while it equipped. The fjord hawk would land on your arm and you would feed it meat. You could tame it without a hawk brace but it would damage the player over time and completely demolish the taming effectiveness

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-02T16:51:01+00:00

Fjordhawk stole my bag 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-22T23:53:20+00:00

Annoying little buzzards. They fly around u and eat whatever u kill. Aaaaaaa