Welcome to ark, where the most cute creatures, CAN BE THE BIGGEST MOT*ER FU*CKER.

REMEMBER

DO NOT: FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT

DO NOT: GET THEM WET

DO: PUT THEM IN A MICROWAVE

-razer

I’m sad because all of the cute animals live in dungeons 😭🥺😭🥺😭

A helpful tip should include a few more words. A helpful tip should include a few more words.

Pros (like me) will go hey so cute here’s some element for u buddy, then run away and get it to Agro on something else.

Noobs on the other hand will go hey sooooooo cuuuttteeeeee can I punch u to knock u out and tame u! Hey another one!!!! ( punches both of them to knock out) hey.... uuhhhhhh AAAAAAAAHHHHHH GOD HELP ME PLSSSSS AAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh Well crap I’m dead.

Luke skywalker did not take very good care of baby yoda...

Don’t feed element!! It goes from from a cute genesis version jerboa to a person with to much time on there hands and unlimited gym membership!!!

Me:what the hell is this

Ferox:your worst god damn nightmare

Me:shiz The small thing is ohh no... Not small thing, not small thing

Ferox:ohh yeah mr krabs

I named my Ferox Crackhead,and it’s child Drug Lord

I named my Ferox Crackhead,and it’s child Drug Lord

I named my Ferox Crackhead,and it’s child Drug Lord

Ferox AAAAWWWWWW MAN!!

I’m sorry I had to

Me:aaaaw,so cuuute!-

(It transforms)

Me:HOLY SHIT-

(dies in two seconds)

TO MANY FRIGGEN DOSES OF METH.Don't do drugs kids, or you'll look like him. Or her. Or what ever that $&@$&@$ thing is.Dont do drugs, really

Don’t let it touch you. It will pull a Michael Jackson on you and destroy your butthole.

And he a niga lol lol lol lol lol

Bippity boppity ur ass is now my property

I have six words. Closest. Thing. To. A. Furry.

mobile gang where u at vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvcvvvvv

Pet Chat room pt.4 PS all parts are in shoulder pets alphabetical order-DragonKing1

Jerboa:Do you think the Multiverse exists?

FjordHawk:Maybe Idk

Jerboa:hmmm

Otter:hey guys wassup

Jerboa and FjordHawk:Hello otter

Otter:What are y’all talkin bout

Jerboa:I’m wondering if the multiverse exists

Otter:Well I can’t help you with that