What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I can’t even find any maybe of I try going to the south side
I saw the unicorn equus in aberration in the portal zone and I punched it in the face and died
Where is the unicorn? The rarest creature in ARK (and I am not joking, you can find only one in the whole island)?
Watch me neigh neigh 😎
Ha!
I LOVE HORSES SO MUCH
🐴❤️🐴❤️🐴❤️🐴
Name it neiger (suck a pickle
helpful tip)
THEY SEE ME RIDIN’,
THEY HATIN,
THINK IM JUST RIDIN DIRTY
Oof Tina originals oof I did bad this time. ⏬ if you think I did bad
⏫if you think I did at least ok (I did terrible I feel like I shouldn’t be doing this 😱🥺)
I found TWO OVIS before I found even one of these.
ZEBRA HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try to tame by knocking it out. Sure the app says it's a passive tame but that's only because they couldn't find out how many tranq arrows it took. Use meat. I recommend using the pachy
Peter, The horse is here.
Family guy ref:
Wildcard: let’s make a horse creature
Me: DONKEY
I love how they add unreal creatures in this game...
“Ooooh a zebra” “no Johnny it’s horse” “ I thought it was a equus?”
real men tame with spoiled meat
Can you tame if knocked out or is it a passive tame only.
Im ridin in the desert on a horse with no name~ up if you know this song
MY EQUUSES ARE HAVING A THREESOME!!!!!
Real men knock it out and feed it mejoberries
OK so when I first was playing ark I tamed a equs and I didn't level it up I jumped and it died🤧