Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-03-04T16:51:05+00:00

When u use normal berries to tame...

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2018-06-14T00:50:04+00:00

Before you tame it just drink beer a tame it you should be fine😂

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2018-06-01T20:24:27+00:00

Equus HHHHEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-11T22:36:10+00:00

I have 640 equus And he is op in Speed And Punch.But one of my 26 parasaurolopus is sooooo Stupid he Stuck in every tree or rock he see

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-06T19:24:32+00:00

Talk about a zebra with a mustache

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-17T03:01:59+00:00

Not a tip a question to the oh so great Dododex. You’ve stated that to tame one level fifty equus I need 13 rockcarrots. Might I please learn the reasoning as to why 52 rockcarrots were fed to the equus, and yet I still could not tame it?

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-24T00:46:43+00:00

i managed to pick one up because she walked on top of my argy😂-

ps- she did not fall and i took her to my base

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-21T13:57:41+00:00

I say that the unicorn should get its own spot not just grouped up with the equus like if you agree

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2018-09-12T18:29:56+00:00

They will add horse armor as a DLC for 5.99

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-29T22:31:33+00:00

If I had an aqueous I don’t know how it’s spelled but if I did I would team A raptor and then another one and then another one and then another one and then another one and then another one and then team anything I want then and then level it’s up higher and higher and higher Vanna by then I’ll probably be able to A tea Rex and then do whatever I wanna Knock out because I have a really high level Aquis done it but I have a bunch of nice to just do whatever I want to anything because it’s one died then i’ll have a bunch left

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-16T16:35:07+00:00

I love horses, but hate the equus I have a lvl 142 I used to use it to knock out allosaurus. NOW IT JUST KILLS EM

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2018-12-27T21:36:21+00:00

I WANT A PONY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2024-02-22T16:11:13+00:00

Things like the most murderest animal in are oh a giga here eat this dude on me

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2019-08-15T01:10:18+00:00

Gonna take my horse to the old town road, I’m gonna, ride till I can’t no more...

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2019-03-21T19:13:48+00:00

I had a dream. It wa stop get a donkey but instead I got THIS

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-14T19:37:02+00:00

Dis guy just colourful zebra like das bruh

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-13T16:56:52+00:00

zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra zebra

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-25T19:10:50+00:00

I died to a lvl 1 equus.i am sad

score -5 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-20T18:34:01+00:00

Where is the unicorn? The rarest creature in ARK (and I am not joking, you can find only one in the whole island)?

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-07-17T21:25:25+00:00

just googled the wikipedia page for eqqus (1977) bc i saw someone refer to it in a tip... wtf did i just read 😭