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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
It was a just a normal day on the island, and I was just coming back from taming my new 135 argy named Brook. I was flying around 50,50 and found the elusive Unicorn. I was kind of new to the game and this was my first time seeing a Unicorn, or even an Equus for that matter.I tried to tame it but to no avail. I ended up putting the poor thing out of it’s misery after it was attacked by the local troodon pack. If only I knew there were one per map. If only.
I found a unicorn at Fars Peat, it was the first horse I had ever seen so of course I was confused. I had already hear that there was only one unicorn per server so I demounted with the plan to tame it. The moment I demounted a pack of Allys cane of the ridge and ate the unicorn and me. It’s not really a tip but I still feel the horror to this day.
I was taking one of these when it ran me into a Rex. But luckily I had my argentavis following (I didn’t know about quests for a really long time and this was a quest I had to do) so I got on my argentavis and flew up into the sky and then dived down and killed the Rex with a argentavis. All around a happy ending.