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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-04-17T21:01:22+00:00

I tamed one of these for quest it took like 50 carrots and I worked Soo hard for those and when I tamed it I brought it home went out for some recorces came back the ting had already ran away I wasted my carrots on a useless of bran horse that runs away I’m angry and laughing at the same time

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-27T17:49:59+00:00

Be Beowolf and kick flip off it

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2023-01-26T11:34:45+00:00

An Equus I’m an Equus NeiIiiiighHhhhhh NeiiiiiighhHHh

Don’t get behind me I will accidentally kick NEIGHHHhH

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-18T12:40:04+00:00

WHERE CAN YOU FIND THESE GUYS!!!!

I WANT ONE SOOOOOO BAD!!!!! (I am a HUGE horse lover)

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-23T01:48:02+00:00

The pic makes it look like a unicorn 🦄.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-17T23:32:14+00:00

So I was down in Africa and I seen it, a zebra.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-02T17:36:17+00:00

My equus never took fall damage. Yesterday, I jumped off a cliff with my equus bc I was being chased by a wolf pack...I LOST HALF MY EQUUS HEALTH FROM LANDING?

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-27T21:52:44+00:00

Ok so I tamed one how is it non violent this think kicks you off a ton and does a ton of damage maybe you don’t have to be violent but it sure is

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-27T21:43:09+00:00

He protec. He attack. But most importantly, you only need his slap !!!

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-19T23:34:55+00:00

I tamed one of these guys my little brother came in the room and fought it was a unicorn and tried to kill it

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-07T20:41:54+00:00

This is a tale long long ago there was a man who had a equus named zebra then one stormy night he let go of the equus then got his shotgun and... Got kicked so hard his torpor rises to 80000

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-29T09:29:03+00:00

You can not find one llllllllshdhd d shrbhsbsn

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-11T17:28:42+00:00

Its upseting when you find a high level equis just to watch it walk tword and get killed by a giga in the highlands

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-08T00:01:49+00:00

So once I wanted to tame an Equus but it was in the swamp and I really didn’t want to go in there but I kind of had no choice but then I turned around and saw this black Equus and of course it was getting killed by a raptor but it was so stupid that it got stuck on a rock and I had to sit there and watch it die but now I have a different sever and I am a Equus breed now 😀

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-09T09:36:48+00:00

Real men only use berrys on 1x

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-04T05:43:00+00:00

If you have Jump and Attack as buttons, sprint up a hill and slam jump. The result’s a noise box

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-31T11:21:47+00:00

IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-08-26T06:53:34+00:00

I'm gonna take my horse

down an o'l town road

I'm gonna

Ride 'till i can no more

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-12T21:04:19+00:00

Joergen was like a father to me

I loved him like my son

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-12T10:16:04+00:00

Warning when you want to tame it they all disappear