Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the enforcer? Funny enforcer jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-16T12:45:32+00:00

A tek creature that cant damage wood

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2019-04-30T22:39:31+00:00

an enforcer is called an enforcer

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-10T03:45:27+00:00

I was running around I say kill titan 2 seconds it says ok it dead lol😆😆

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-24T20:59:21+00:00

I just found out these are aliens so now I'm thinking do u ride them or do u get in the enforcer if u get in it it's gonna look hilarious I bet

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-13T05:46:41+00:00

I was trying to find a giga I was flying with my Griffin the unforce say you will die

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-07T08:24:31+00:00

What would happen if a robot and alien had a baby

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-09T22:52:51+00:00

When I see one of these die I run towards it and Collect Collect has fast as I can until what killed it kills me. 99% of the time it’s a stego or a diplodocus’s

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-20T20:42:08+00:00

This creature is bi-polar and will randomly attack you one time, but walk past you another. I feel as if it may have to do with my touching of the dodos

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-17T22:53:46+00:00

Lazer eyes for life that attack

Ahhhh it crawlsss

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-25T20:02:35+00:00

Lol first tip. Yeesh. Sheesh even. How do i have the first tip? Maybe my tablet is not loading

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2019-04-02T11:22:36+00:00

It's.ok to walk up to it until it teleports to you and sticks its shanks up your crack

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-20T18:18:59+00:00

*Casually admin spawns a tamed one and spawns around 2000000 more*

Me: Uhm, guys, lOoK wHaT i FoUnD.

Also me: make me leader i Tribeor i leave and set them on aggressive

My sis:Naaaaaah, how much damage could they possibly be?

Me again and allpeople with good knowledge ofthese monsters on dododex: HJDJFHXHXJZ YOUJUSTSCREWEDUP

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-12T16:53:48+00:00

I don’t even have extinction but I know all about it and I have already posted a t*t I mean tip

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-08T12:09:57+00:00

Fu ck me on a Saturday morning

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-20T05:55:19+00:00

HOL UP!!! IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT ITS HEAD YOU CAN SEE THE EYES AND A DERPY SAD FACE!!!!!!!!

pls up once I got a -99987400 likes :(

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-23T10:23:18+00:00

My tip is I don't know hehehehehehehhehehhehehehehehehehheheheyeyeyeyehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehheheehhe

score -7 · Answer 17 · 2019-12-06T07:41:24+00:00

Ok this has nothing to do with ark but it's a meme.here we go.

When its 3am and you get up to go to the bathroom but you hear a noise "nope I can wait a whole hour without going to the bathroom"you say then you hear it again...the sound of hell.*the sound* HEEHEE comes from the bathroom and you suddenly dont need to go to the bathroom anymore...oops.so u just wait...then..."hi I'm a frigging thing you killed for meat and now it's my duty to haunt u" jeez my fingers hurt now...thx for reading and please updoot 👌😀

score -9 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-17T18:19:11+00:00

DONT BE BLACK

YOU GO NEXT TO ONE AND THAY SHOOT YOU FOR NO REASON