I was playing ark two and I loaded in to extinction the first thing I saw was an enforcer so I went up to it punched it and ran away in terror and ended up killing me in the next five minutes while I’m running from it, it was a level five

Me:Alexa go kill that

Enforcer: playing go kill that

Me: What no I said go kill that

Enforcer:ok I will play go gite that

Me:nvm

Alexa, *budong* go demolish everything in a war while playing the earape version of green hill

Enforcer? Enforcer? Why the name Enforcer? Is he enforcing dinos? Well I know one thing it’s a E N F O R C E R

ME: hi dodo free hide!

ENFORCER: excuse me?

ME: what thee heck robot

(YOU WERE KILLED BY A LEVEL 150 ENFORCER)

A tek creature that cant damage wood

an enforcer is called an enforcer

I was running around I say kill titan 2 seconds it says ok it dead lol😆😆

I just found out these are aliens so now I'm thinking do u ride them or do u get in the enforcer if u get in it it's gonna look hilarious I bet

I was trying to find a giga I was flying with my Griffin the unforce say you will die

What would happen if a robot and alien had a baby

When I see one of these die I run towards it and Collect Collect has fast as I can until what killed it kills me. 99% of the time it’s a stego or a diplodocus’s

This creature is bi-polar and will randomly attack you one time, but walk past you another. I feel as if it may have to do with my touching of the dodos

Lol first tip. Yeesh. Sheesh even. How do i have the first tip? Maybe my tablet is not loading

It's.ok to walk up to it until it teleports to you and sticks its shanks up your crack

Lazer eyes for life that attack

Ahhhh it crawlsss

*Casually admin spawns a tamed one and spawns around 2000000 more*

Me: Uhm, guys, lOoK wHaT i FoUnD.

Also me: make me leader i Tribeor i leave and set them on aggressive

My sis:Naaaaaah, how much damage could they possibly be?

Me again and allpeople with good knowledge ofthese monsters on dododex: HJDJFHXHXJZ YOUJUSTSCREWEDUP

I don’t even have extinction but I know all about it and I have already posted a t*t I mean tip

Fu ck me on a Saturday morning

My tip is I don't know hehehehehehehhehehhehehehehehehehheheheyeyeyeyehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehheheehhe