Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was trying to find a giga I was flying with my Griffin the unforce say you will die
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"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"
What is it enforcing?
*illuminati theme*
Where he hill is itβs police badge or itβs police car or itβs police anything?
Please β¬οΈ I only get 4 likes
Enforcer: *dies*
Me: βAlexa, play DespaTekcitoβ
Yay robot lizard! Just what I wanted!
This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*
I forgot they spawn only in extinction. I tried to find one on the island. I failed.
I was very calm... it plays a role dont worry. So i was playing ark with a friend and i was relaxed and shit, UNTIL I PRESS FOLLOW ALL (my friend had like 15 enforcers) THEY ALL TELEPORTED TO ME AND I JUMPED AND SCREAMED EEEEE and my friend was like βwtf?β And i fell of my bed lmao
My friend forgot to say THANK YOU ALEXA
Me: alexa
Alexa *di ding*
Me: why dont you look like a hockey puck anymore?
Alexa *lower pitch di ding* *starts firing*
Me: well ill be damned MAAAAAMAMAAAAMAMAMAAAAAAAA