Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok this has nothing to do with ark but it's a meme.here we go.
When its 3am and you get up to go to the bathroom but you hear a noise "nope I can wait a whole hour without going to the bathroom"you say then you hear it again...the sound of hell.*the sound* HEEHEE comes from the bathroom and you suddenly dont need to go to the bathroom anymore...oops.so u just wait...then..."hi I'm a frigging thing you killed for meat and now it's my duty to haunt u" jeez my fingers hurt now...thx for reading and please updoot ππ
More Enforcer Funny Tips
"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"
Alexa, go to destroy that gigar
And so the cycle for 175 enforcers begins
What is it enforcing?
*illuminati theme*
Where he hill is itβs police badge or itβs police car or itβs police anything?
Please β¬οΈ I only get 4 likes
Yay robot lizard! Just what I wanted!
Enforcer: *dies*
Me: βAlexa, play DespaTekcitoβ
This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*
I forgot they spawn only in extinction. I tried to find one on the island. I failed.
Me: ok Iβm just gonna destroy this treeβ¦
Enforcer: ok bet.
Me: Iβm just gonna get this dodo for some hide-
Enforcer: OK COME HERE
Me: OH-
{you died to Enforcer (lvl 12)!}