Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Yay robot lizard! Just what I wanted!
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"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"
You land in the abandoned city, the ancient walls gleaming faintly around you.. Your Pteradon still panting from your deadly escape from a Snow-Owl... You slide down the leather saddle off your Pteras' back.. You walk slowly toward a small stream, your implant gleaming in your wrist.. you bend down to drink.. You stand up. Refreased, you turn..the pearlescent, silver face of a enforcer glares back.. You look past it, alarmed, only to see the stiff, bloody body of your once beloved Petra lying behind it.. Dead... You gasp.. You stare deep into the enforcers, cold, emotionless eyes.. That is the last you ever see, your scream echoing around the long-abbandoned walls and streets of the city.. You body drops to the ground, amid a small patch of yellow wildflowers and shrubs.. beside your beloved Petra. The enforcer scuttles away, into the starlets night. Your scarlet blood seeping into the ground and mingling with your Pterdons'..
~The End~
~The End~
What is it enforcing?
*illuminati theme*
*illuminati theme*
When these things were new, I tried them out. Ever since then, I’ve had an addiction to enforcers! Today, I didn’t try to ride one for a whole 10 minutes, which is a new record for me.
Ok this has nothing to do with ark but it's a meme.here we go.
When its 3am and you get up to go to the bathroom but you hear a noise "nope I can wait a whole hour without going to the bathroom"you say then you hear it again...the sound of hell.*the sound* HEEHEE comes from the bathroom and you suddenly dont need to go to the bathroom anymore...oops.so u just wait...then..."hi I'm a frigging thing you killed for meat and now it's my duty to haunt u" jeez my fingers hurt now...thx for reading and please updoot 👌😀
When its 3am and you get up to go to the bathroom but you hear a noise "nope I can wait a whole hour without going to the bathroom"you say then you hear it again...the sound of hell.*the sound* HEEHEE comes from the bathroom and you suddenly dont need to go to the bathroom anymore...oops.so u just wait...then..."hi I'm a frigging thing you killed for meat and now it's my duty to haunt u" jeez my fingers hurt now...thx for reading and please updoot 👌😀