"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"

Where he hill is it’s police badge or it’s police car or it’s police anything?

Please ⬆️ I only get 4 likes

What is it enforcing?

*illuminati theme*

Enforcer: *dies*

Me: “Alexa, play DespaTekcito”

I was very calm... it plays a role dont worry. So i was playing ark with a friend and i was relaxed and shit, UNTIL I PRESS FOLLOW ALL (my friend had like 15 enforcers) THEY ALL TELEPORTED TO ME AND I JUMPED AND SCREAMED EEEEE and my friend was like “wtf?” And i fell of my bed lmao

This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*

I forgot they spawn only in extinction. I tried to find one on the island. I failed.

This is a rich man's climbing pick, I carry one in my pocket all the time.

This is a rich man's climbing pick, I carry one in my pocket all the time.