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Me: alexa Alexa *di ding* Me: why dont you look like a hockey puck…

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Me: alexa

Alexa *di ding*

Me: why dont you look like a hockey puck anymore?

Alexa *lower pitch di ding* *starts firing*

Me: well ill be damned MAAAAAMAMAAAAMAMAMAAAAAAAA

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*illuminati theme*

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Where he hill is it’s police badge or it’s police car or it’s police anything?

Please ⬆️ I only get 4 likes

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I’m still trying to find a lvl 100 I can’t find crap

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Enforcer: *dies*

Me: “Alexa, play DespaTekcito”

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And so the cycle for 175 enforcers begins

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This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*

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