What are some funny jokes or stories about the electrophorus? Funny electrophorus jokes submitted by ARK players.
UNLIMITED POWER
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It’s electric BOOGIEWOOGIEWOOGIE!!
DANGER NOODLE!!!
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Your telling me theirs a cartoon cat face eel swimming around 😂
Umm kinda learned that they are in ark moble I'm kinda scared
You ever just be chillin on ur megalodon and then out of no where u see about three of these mf heading at u and ur like smh....
A titanoboa with a cnidaria makes an electrifying shock.
The reader
Me: *sees one of these the fist time* wtf?
Eel: mmm ocean snack
Me: ooo sparkly imma touch it
3 seconds later
Me: *face palms* mumbles: I’m an idiot
AWWWW the picture is adorable
I LOVE IT I WANT ONE
Wow an eel. that’s very shocking
Change the gosh dang picture it’s not accurate for these devils these things are driving me crazy
I tamed one accedently ate a biotoxin another killed mine hen I died...
Burn in hell wildcard
Eel go wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS.”
“Sir, I find that highly unlikely-“
“GO GET MORE.”
If your dying from this shit you better say good bye to your family and friends and say good bye to your Dodo who’s waiting for you to come home.
The titantoboa and cindaria were more than freinds… 😳
It has a oxygen stat lol
BZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: Dude was that you?
BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
My Friend: Huh? No...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me 10 seconds later: ARRRRRRRRRGH NOOOOOOO
(You stupidly shocking little- BZZZZZZZ)
If you see an eel then you panic a lot so you punch it and you get a shocking start... (to the tune of hokey pokey)
This should not be a non violent tame because they are very dangerous like the manta