Dododex
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Dododex
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the electrophorus? Funny electrophorus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How do you tame these eels you ask?
The answer will shock you!
The answer will shock you!
Ooh yes! Another aggressive passive tame! Because everyone knows how much we love aggressive passive tames here in ark survival evolved!
You know what to do with that electrophorus. Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
Their the troodons of the ocean...
Umm kinda learned that they are in ark moble I'm kinda scared
The pegos of the sea, annoying little bastards, at least they donβt steal my stuff and disappear like pegos
The amount of times I have died while trying to tame a balisarous is insane these things are aids
A Troodon a Titaniboa and a Cnidaria got really really drunk one time...
You ever just be chillin on ur megalodon and then out of no where u see about three of these mf heading at u and ur like smh....
Deez eelz are drunk snakies boi
Tame it they said passive taming they said
Aight , who gave the titanoboas redbull?
WHY DOES IT SHOOT LIGHTNING OUT OF ITS MOUTH ITS NOT A WYVERN
You: so youβre a passive tame...
Eel: yup
You: so what do you like?
Eel: FEED ME THE BIO LIFE FORCE OF MY BROTHERIN
Eel: yup
You: so what do you like?
Eel: FEED ME THE BIO LIFE FORCE OF MY BROTHERIN
Everyone normal: eeewww it's ugly
Me: OMG ITS SOOOOO CUTE
Me: OMG ITS SOOOOO CUTE
Why does it say nonviolent. It is very, very violent when I am trying to tame these things.
More passive aggressive tames than passive passive tames.COME ON ARK! Updoot
This electric sausage killed my ravager, asparagus shall be avenged
Look at theyβre eyes!!!!
Theyβve seen things...
Theyβve seen things...
STOP SPITTIN LIGHTNIN U AIN'T A BLOODY WYVERN
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no, NO NO NO NO PLEASE- I'VE GOT BABY DINOS BACK HOME PLEASE, NOOOOOOOO
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no, NO NO NO NO PLEASE- I'VE GOT BABY DINOS BACK HOME PLEASE, NOOOOOOOO
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