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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the elderclaw? Funny elderclaw jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-13T19:55:19+00:00

Pyromane vs elderclaw: “Our battle will be legendary”

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-02T02:10:10+00:00

Forest titan and a bear made a baby

score 25 · Answer 3 · 2025-10-13T00:00:35+00:00

Player 1- "get him boy!" Player 2- " I would be scared but I have the one thing the elderclaw can't stand" Player 1-" no it can't be!" Player 2-"WEEDKILLER!!!!" Player 1-"NOOOOOOOOO!" The system-" your elderclaw (Groots dog) level 378 was slain by Bobby level 2.

score 22 · Answer 4 · 2025-09-10T17:05:34+00:00

I am groot

score 23 · Answer 5 · 2025-08-25T22:51:13+00:00

Just now noticing elder claw is a bear not a lion sorry

-the guy who said " the shadowmane and the tree where more than friends"

The dire bear and the tree where more than friends

score 12 · Answer 6 · 2025-11-23T00:02:39+00:00

Imagine if this was on scorched earth

“W-water..”

score 13 · Answer 7 · 2025-10-03T15:30:25+00:00

Do not pet this dog you will regret it

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2025-12-16T21:12:44+00:00

Watch i am groot season 1 episode 4 that's him you can thank me later 😉

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2025-10-31T04:31:15+00:00

They don't look very old why elder? Not elderly at all?????

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2025-10-24T17:51:21+00:00

It's groot, but a bear, why wouldn't you love it?

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2025-12-19T01:39:12+00:00

Its yogi but bro slept in a bush

score -9 · Answer 12 · 2025-08-20T21:37:23+00:00

Please put this in, pretty please. Dey cool, dat all, peace

score -9 · Answer 13 · 2025-10-13T06:58:02+00:00

I mean it's alright like, ehhh

-Ira's Aquatics

score -6 · Answer 14 · 2026-02-06T21:51:55+00:00

Pl 1-" can I get to root beer root bear?" Pl 2-" that's hilarious!!!" PL 3-" me too, me too!" Pl 4- *spits out water* HAHA!! Pl 5-"pl 1 stop, please."