Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-20T20:38:20+00:00

Ok who put this where and where does it live ima tame it TELL ME WHERE IT LIVE NOW OR DIE MOTHERF*CKRS

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-23T03:46:47+00:00

This guy is not a dinosaur at all. Why is he even in this game then I don’t understand. Why just why why just why why why why why why why why why why why why why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? why why why why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Y?Y?Y? Why? Why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2023-10-26T15:19:31+00:00

Starts fighting dragon (me joking) *yo a dark souls reference* gets obliterated with fire oh f**k that it is a dark soul’s reference

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2018-12-23T03:35:56+00:00

To beat a female dragon, bring a male equis. To beat a male, bring a army of rexes/theras, and a Yuty and a Pig. Daeodon not phiomia.

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-04T02:52:33+00:00

Get some people sniping and sone no Rex and also some guys with rocket launchers

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-09T19:39:05+00:00

Thor: oooooooohhhhhhhh that's were my fire breathing doggy went.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-02T06:18:10+00:00

Don’t fight him he’s scary and I don’t like him

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2023-01-06T10:15:54+00:00

Just tame 20-50 level 150-200+ Dimetrodons 💀 then bring them.

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2024-10-22T22:10:31+00:00

Oh yeah and all the other bosses 🤣🤣

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2024-10-22T22:09:46+00:00

Guys I think ark are to many cheez it's when they categorized the dragon and put it in endgame and bosses

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2024-10-20T21:58:28+00:00

THE DRAGONETS Are coming. They’re coming to save the day. They’re coming to fight, for they know what’s right. the dragonets are coming.

score -7 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-20T11:16:59+00:00

You should cheat a little bit by putting a high level

score -9 · Answer 13 · 2017-11-30T15:05:19+00:00

Just bring a bola, some sling shots, and Marco jerry's and your good to go

score -9 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-28T19:50:42+00:00

Don't just... don't ptsd of ragnarok portal too much blood

score -6 · Answer 15 · 2022-09-17T16:22:09+00:00

Real men kill these with wywerns, to show respect 👆. If not, dont read further. Everybody says they are weak,(wywerns),but they dont know the true power of wywerns.

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2025-02-19T12:00:11+00:00

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm hi who’s Ella?

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2024-04-26T07:07:20+00:00

I found a baby dodo that's purple

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2025-01-23T00:15:43+00:00

Wyvern on steroids.

(A few more damn words. Happy Dododex?)