Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Despite the reaper possessing an even thicker armour it doesnโt have a fire resistance for some reason...
forcetame lookin real good right now
When you see this guy say hey over hear dinner then bola your friend run and for some drama pea your pants
How to be pro in 10 mins
1.tame a owl snow
2.tame dragon and steal egg wyver
3.get pepsi and enjoy wyver hatchimals
4.just inflate gasbag
5.use wyver
If you see this then bola your friend and run and make a grave for him
Wyvern on steroids ๐คฃ
More words blah blah blah
When I enter the red obilisk thinking: what boss is this??
I see dragon and be like: OH SH#T, HOW IS THIS THE EASIEST OBILISK???????
Dragon game
There I was with the best armor and the best Dinos I saw him and left because I am not crazy
Admin rifle will kill it easily...wait what do you mean that's creative mode oops...
My friend thought it would be funny to summon a dragon. NOT FUNNY ARTHUR!!!!!(r.i.p unnamed Level 6 brontosaur)
So I was trying to tame this...thing and my sister FRIGGIN KILLED ALL MY TAMES TRYING TO KILL THE DRAGON HDVDBSJDB DNEJBRBDJDB (rip fred AND ALL MY OTHER GRIFFINS :( )
Anybody else grinding ark because time is abundant.
bring 1 of EVERY animal in ark and taming it will be fine... i see this comment and i do it but wen i get there i see how much health it has wen i see it i shit my self then i take one good look at him then i F*CKING RUN FOR IT!!!
On rag...
1. Build Tek foundations
2. Build Tek pillars so it's like a cage
3. Put strong ranged dinos on turret mode
4. Lure dragon in
5. Place generator and turrets
6.seal off the ceiling with a trapdoor
7. Place rocket turret and get on it
8. FUS RO DAH
Those r some thick wings
A helpful tip should include more words
Never look directly or you will freeze for eternity.
AHHHH you POOPED AHHHH HHH poop
If you stick the dodo up itโs ass it will insta tame
I love wings of fire: things of food ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐