What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I betcha if ya fuse dis with a turtle, every turtle on da map will want you dead! Can ya guess why? (Hint: evil turtles)
Help it ate my mother.
Help me get her back plz
This is a guy she tells you not to worry about.
WORRY ABOUT IT, DUMMY
I lost my favourite dodo and cloth armour to this boss. You have been warned....
Where the heck is the hobbit!!!!
FYI meme
*Lynx shows Queen snowfall a picture of Darkstalker and another of the ark dragon* Lynx: “ tell me the difference between these pictures”
Queen Snowfall: “there the same picture”
-pokewof fan
Rex-im the strongest
Giga joins chat
Rex leaves chat
Giga-I AM THE REAL STRONGEST
wyvern joined chat
Giga leaves chat
Wyvern- I AM INEVITABLE
DRAGON- NOT ANY MORE
So this is stupid but to tame take barriers put in last spot and feed(btw don’t actually try that)
Me:FUSS RO DA
Dragon:You know our tounge?
Roses are red
And violets are blue
You go there with no rexes
It will kill you
Dragon:I AM THE STRONGEST OF ALL-
King titan:you were saying?
Dragon: *dragon left the game*
Normal people: AAAAH A DRAGON! Better kill it with my army of theris
Me: A DRAGON! My baby has come home! *kills with hugs*
Yup…………………
-Ember the W.O.F fan
Easy starter tame just feed it megoberries
POV: My bro when I turn off the WiFi…..
Ark:the dragon is untamable
Me who just learned how to force tame: not anymore
Roses are red, violets are blue,
If you engage, he will kill you!
Wyvern: im the king of all monsters
Dragon:hold my beer
Paint one black and name it toothless from how to train your 🐉 who is your fav dragon?
How to train your dragon. Run away. Or just bola your friend and shove a note in their inventory saying “accept my offering, great ancestor of Hookfang!” And then run away.
I thought we were friends Spyro why do you keep killing me?!?