What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Get 5 if these and then scream at the top of your lungs convoy rollin out mother truckers
Slow boi
_______never gonna give u up
Me: *finds deodircus*
Me: ok! Time to tame it when i get a bola!
Me: *gets bola*
Deodircus: ight ima head out
Me: *pain*
bring 20 extra kibble or more....its way off
They see me rolling they hating they try to catch me riding dirty
Name idea- Miley Cyrus ( you hit me like wrecking ball)
I named mine Rick. That is all.
This creature is very nutritious and healthy
I tamed one of these sonic the hedgehogs, and every time he breaks stone, he poops. Imma need 100 beetles brah, 100.
Make it fight a dodo and dodo will say I ain’t going to school tomorrow cuz im ded
It rolls what the actual heck?!
Why do these things poop so much?
If you see this ball dont attack to him he gona make youreslf BALL and you REALY giga come doedicurus: oh no you guhehe im killed you
So it’s a wrecking ball but I’ve never seen Miley Cyrus on it
If you find this guy then tame it then” Achievement unlock crush your head with no physical logic
My Tribe: I have to knock it out with my fingertips. Doedicurus: I'm on low health (Decides to hide) My Tribe*BEEEEEP* WHY IS THIS SHELL PROTECTING HER!!!!!?????
When you hachtet this thing and know its not a rock is worse than titano yeeting ur wyvern
Lemme get this straight. So this can destroy thatch and wood. A diplo can’t destroy either. Hmmmm.
Doedicurus spin
Human meanwhile
I’m gon to throw up
I found a dark blue one near herbivore island !!!😮😮