We had a family of dodos.........yeah no

I’m no Youtuber but I forced tamed a dodo LVL 200,000,000 and it killed an alpha king titan and I made a few lvl 5000 dodos so ya dodos are the bomb

In did have 16 dodos and I killed most of them to have more tames and I accidentally killed my level 50 male... Me...Nooooooooooooooooo my level 50 male😢. Please like

IMPOSTER. There's only one Dodo tales author around here...

-THE REAL DTG

Proof:

Storm pinata.

Rathalos (S2 Ep39)

“Uh... Riley?” Cary asked, “what’s in your neck?” Riley’s eyes widened “oh no no no no no no no!” She said as she felt the back of her neck. “I can’t stay with you guys.” “Why?” Riker asked. “its a tracker/mindwipe device.” Riley said mater-of-factly. “I told you I begged them to do the tests on me instead of Cary... they did both. they tested a mindwipe on me. That’s how I had no idea I had tied up Hazel. Also how I had no idea it was on me... I can fix it I think, so I remember all the stuff I forgot, but it’d take me awhile. They’ll have found us by then. And itd be even harder to deactivate the tracker. I cant stay. I’m sorry guys.” “Wait wait wait,” Rathalos began, “you could be brainwashed any second?” “Yep.” Riley said sadly.

Sooo, this is really weird but true. I had a house by the beach naturally. Then 2 Sarcos showed up. I’m like, “Ohh Crap, I’m gonna die.” But then my dodo Agent D showed up. I increased his melee damage a bunch. My 5 dilos died then Agent D one pecked all 3 Sarocs and I’m like wait to go man. So basically this is a story about a buffed out dodo that one pecked 3 sarcos.

Stories of the dodorex (S1 EP1 Part 2)

The rex sent his minions at Juan while the rex threw him at the water hoping the piranhas would eat him alive but then piranhas started floating to the surface and the water turned blood red and juan came out with scratches and bite marks the rex burned him and juan fell to the floor the rex walked up to him and juan yelled *KILL ME ALREADY* but then the rex remembered his past and juan said again *PLEASE JUST KILL ME* the dodorex gave him a trophy of honor for fighting him and juan went back to his base hung up the trophy and nobody ever attacked juan again.

I had 10-15 dodos attacked a trike and as it was about to kill me the dodos swarmed it and killed it!

My dodo is Harry Potter. He saves me from compys, but one day he went missing. Read my second story to know how he went missing.

Thank You

I had a dodo, his name was Harry Potter, i keep calling for him to come, it says 1 creature heard my call, but he never comes.

Bruh in Soviet ark you don’t kill dodo dodo kill you I had op breeding rates and they were in a small pen 2x2 thatch I walked up and started claiming them (they were stacked 3 dodos high and overflowing) I punched one and YOU WERE KILLED BY DODO 397

#RIPStellaAndBob.

Dodos are bad luck unless you’ve got one that can keep up with you

You littalry have to punch it in the bill 10 times to tame it 🤣😢😭

To the guy who said he has 1000 to the guy who said he has 500 to the guy who said he has 97 to the guy who said he has 30 to the guy who said he has i don’t remember. I do be havi

dodos are soo anoying because.. one time i forgot to put peace or what ever you call it, and i hit a turtle and he when over there and started hiting it and he died!!! so anoying.

You don’t need dodo you just want dodo but you need if your a NOOB lol I love roasting noobs for breakfast fun fact:that is true 100%

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Never tamed a dodo bc other dinosaurs keep eating them:(

DodoGods, Griffin the Owner

I’m sorry guys but I am to busy to be doing things like the lord of ark it will be canceled for now…